chonkyvoreai - Tumblr blog

[chonkyvoreai]

"You feel the heat from the campfire in there? I bet you do, and it's got you squirming. *Oooft*

[chonkyvoreai]

"You should have signed the deal *urpppp*"

[chonkyvoreai]

"Come on boss, let's give him his 'employee of the month' free pizza. He's earned it in there *thump*"

[chonkyvoreai]

"Uhhh, soooo... I mean... what's there to say at this point. I think you know what happened *urpppppp*"

[chonkyvoreai]

"I always told you to never touch my bike, let alone ride it. The only way you'll ride ever again, is inside this tank of of a gut. You can't squirm all you want, but let this be a permanent lesson."

[chonkyvoreai]

When they schedule your tattoo at lunch time.

[chonkyvoreai]

What it really means to have late nights at the office.

[chonkyvoreai]

"What's the matter, can't handle the heat in there?"

[chonkyvoreai]

"Mmmm, you feel like dough in there. I'm great at kneading, as you know."

[chonkyvoreai]

"Babe, I think I know who we can try this on."

[chonkyvoreai]

"You thought I wasn't going to vore ya? HA, proved you wrong."

[chonkyvoreai]

"Dude, I'm about to sign off. This tank needs some serious attention right now."

[chonkyvoreai]

"Hey bro, lets just agree to disagree -- like always. This was definitely the correct choice, in my opinion."

[chonkyvoreai]

"There can only be one winner at this table."

[chonkyvoreai]

"I'm taking this one home with me. You guys close up for me, yeah? Ooft."

[chonkyvoreai]

"Thank you for choosing my coffee shop for your first date. *urpppppp* I think it went VERY well."

[chonkyvoreai]

"I'm the captain now. Follow my orders, or end up like your colleague."