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The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.
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The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long
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Poor baby, her ice outfit doesn't even come with shoes or mits🥶🥶🥶


Examples of the substitutable writing in Bananza, seen after the Direct.
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you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
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I mean, one of my favorite characters of all times is a smarmy little dude wearing a golden cap with wings on it named "Moist Von Lipvig", so "Speef" easily jumps the bar😅


Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.
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jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺
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It's like a beautiful sunrise🥰
it feels like everyone either thinks this aroace flag is either the ugliest fucking flag to ever exist or the most beautiful flag of them all

me personally i love it to death
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Don’t know why I wanted to draw this dumb, silly idea but here we are lol
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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet
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