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friendship breakups are lowkey the worst thing ever cause what do you mean this person I used to share every single detail of my life with is just gone

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memeception

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watching mutuals improve at art is crazy like. woah. are you sure you drew that. because thats fucking incredible. like youve always been fucking incredible but how are you even more incredible now. /pos btw. waoh.

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we heard Ingo & Emmet are popular on tumblr so here's a high res image of the Battle Subway Bosses

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we heard Ingo & Emmet are popular on tumblr so here's a high res image of the Battle Subway Bosses

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

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Thanks to the quarantine, I now have an absurd amount of time to get around to watching shows that I always meant to watch. And in my case, that means watching the iconic title Death Note more than 10 years late in under 4 days. 

Here you find a compilation of the dumb joke stuff I’ve produced in the past week. These boys think too much.

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ap lang cannot be real

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The biggest misconception in public schools is that literary analysis is about proving you can be right or wrong about a book you read

Literary analysis isn’t about the book

It’s not even about being right

It’s about performing an investigation and presenting your case to the jury

It doesn’t matter if your defendant killed that guy or not. If you can convince the jury he didn’t, you’ve won

And the incredible life skill of spinning bulletproof bullshit out your ass with a handful of facts and a prayer is soooooooo much more valuable than anyone’s ever gonna tell you

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School assignmenr

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the enormity of my desire disgusts me

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all minecraft roleplayers know how to do is exile, geopolitical commentary, block infection, and gay divorce

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This is what really happened during the world domination arc trust me

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I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you