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How the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my mom in gen x terms because she'd love this

looney tunes episode where bugs bunny drags elmer fudd to couples counseling

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You smell like cottage cheese

Let it be known that my cool, emotionally distant lone-wolf personality quirk has yielded no benefit whatsoever to my social prospects

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waves slice of cheese

Here gaud! C'mere! Come get the cheese!

i want to be coaxed out of my carrier with a Little Treat...

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I feel like any type of cephalopod or mollusk would be great but also at the same time I want water bears to be domesticated or at least bears and moose because moose are just oxen mixed with draft horses and beers are friend shaped. But on the other hand I think that depending on what you classify mushrooms/mold as they would be the best things to domesticate. Mushrooms/mold or spiders. Spiders can get absolutely huge and they practically live everywhere and are very good pest control but mushrooms and mold can be used as medicines and foods as much as they can be used as poisons and hallucinogens.

you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning

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GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL

open rp

*kisses*

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sick of the homemaker-provider dynamic being gender based when it is clearly a vampire-versus-werewolf thing

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This reblog had a good point:

Going to a migraine therapy and preventative trial would probably be for the best if you can afford/have it covered by insurance but Nurtec was never offered to me when I had the worst of my migraines a couple years ago. I didn't even know that was a thing until you said something about it, so thank you! I was offered Botox (at like 15 lmao) and triptans instead. We declined Botox and tried the triptans but they didn't work on me so we just stuck to over the counter stuff and counter stimulation.

Me and my momma's guide to chronic migraines:

1. Have different pain medicines on hand (Advil, Aleve, Excedrin, Ibuprofen, painquil [am and pm], Tylenol [extra strength, fast release, pm])

2. Switch them!!! Take Advil one hour and then take Aleve the next and so on and so forth or take Advil one day and then Tylenol the next, it'll help mitigate the damage to your body from constantly taking medication.

3. If it hurts really bad take the fast release Tylenol and Excedrin (2 of each) and either lay down or watch a low interest movie (types of comfort movie). For us these would be The Princess and The Frog, Nightmare Before Christmas, the live action Alice in Wonderland, Brave, Tangled, and The Emperor's New Groove.

4. Don't use just pain medicine, do some chores and small things to try and get yourself distracted from the pain, it hurts more if you think about it.

5. Cuddle with your cat! Cat purrs have a frequency that is both physically and emotionally healing so love those kitties!

6. Something my therapist taught me is that counter stimulation might help but it might not and it takes a bit for it to kick in. So minty gum, super sour snacks or candies, super salty foods, super sweet foods, cold or hot, all might help your migraine if you focus on the sensations!

7. Textures! Lots of textures! In my experience ones that feel weird but that you enjoy are more likely to help you not hurt as it keeps you busy while you enjoy something.

8. Stay hydrated! Water will significantly help your headaches.

And last but not least:

9. It is okay to have to lay down in a completely dark room with only white noise. It is okay to not be able to eat anything other than a smoothie or only water during your headache. It is okay that you can't do much when you're in extreme pain. Don't feel bad because someone says you should be able to do things, everyone has their own limitations and you know yours.

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Me too fish, but only when they taste yummy

I love salad

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Yes but only because I know you'll probably just kill us

would you trust me as your bus driver ?

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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.

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Draw my dog

I am taking draw requests on this post. Tell me what to draw

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@dusterbird I'm proud of you

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

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They got to dance around bonfires and curse towns and bloodlines :3

Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

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Can she vote tho?

a 7,000 year old vampire named Sue Maryanne

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I love them!!?

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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so I keep walking by this Dyslexia Learning Center and it gives me pause every time bc the logo looks something like this

which seems mean