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why did he say this

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[Continuation of this post]

I was genuinely offended some of yall thought I implied those two stood a chance against Kirby so I felt the need to draw a part 2

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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

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This is how I was born

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🔪 so grab a plate, have a taste, 这口味让我陶醉! i'm still preying on a butcher's vein—

[ID: a piece of dungeon meshi fanart. on the left are five panels showing a closeup of a character's eye with the hourglass-shaped pupil of the demon: from top to bottom they are the winged lion, mithrun, thistle, marcille & laios. the background, extending to the right, is abstract veins, intestines, feathers & checkerboards. text above, lyrics from butcher vanity - flavor foley, reads:

"The slaughter's mine Oh, blood and viscera divine Preserved and primed Each muscle divvied up to dine And in the high, 我存在 Tasting 血淋淋的爱 I'll devour all of you in time" End ID.]

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knock, knock, knock, knock

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Terraria is the most parralel play ass videogame.

"I'm furnishing the house what are you doing?"

"I'm travelling to the edge of the continent what are you doing?"

"I'm digging a pit to hell what are you doing?"

"I'm smashing altars that contain untold evil what are you doing"?

*Screaming heard followed by 'Player has been spaghettified by Blue Slime'

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look at my head boy

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the thinkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Yume 2kki - Foliage Estate (Faraway Scenery)