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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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"Theoretically you could also move laterally to a different area of rock bottom" incredible new phrase for me to be insufferable with

[All IDs from alt. The three images show Marisha Ray and Brennan Lee Mulligan at a table playing D&D with others.

ID 1: "Marisha Ray: rock bottom is a good place to be"

ID 2: "Marisha Ray: can only go up, right?"

ID 3: "Brennan Lee Mulligan: theoretically you could also move laterally to a different area of rock bottom"

End ID]

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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

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Are we not free to share information Fish? You cannot say we are free yet tell us what we can and cannot do, I am free to learn am I not.

why do cows have that many stomachs. no jokes in the comments please, I don't want a single giggle out of any of you. I want to learn. I want facts. science side of tumblr and cow side of tumblr help

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I hate it, give me twenty

...she impulse on my sv till i caffeinated animated redstone innovator my behaviour's crazy can't phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray me now my scope is aiming better run for cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the g team will end up blazing who's the better team there is no controversy but before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy

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If y'all would be willing to fill this out, my friend needs a hefty amount of responses in order for his project to be accepted. It would really help him out! It only takes a bit to complete. I actually had fun filling it out! Thank y'all!!!!

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Jimmy and Scar wheeled over to the enemy side and Scar took out (I think) three people

Edit: He shot four people

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If this show has taught us nothing else, it has taught us that you cannot trust your partner not to betray you comedically for a game show, and at least one point

Love the fact that Season 1 Episode 1 of Game Changer involved the players' SOs taking part in the show and temporarily betraying them by providing personal information... and Season 7 Episode 1 is just Sam's wife absolutely handing half of his life over willingly to the show.

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Always remember that you can add content filters to your site skin so that you literally can't perceive this garbage, just copy paste this in there and 90% of it is gone (at least what people have tagged)

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display: none !important;

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.blurb:has(a[href*="ChatGPT"]) {

display: none !important;

}

.blurb:has(a[href*="AI"]) {

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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

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guys..... I'm re-entering my klance era...... and I redrew this old comic to start us off <3

more thoughts under the cut ⬇️

april fools

jesus christ can you imagine 🚬

I had fun redrawing this though! cool to see the improvement 🤭

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A message from Rob Wilkins.

Shortly before he died, Terry Pratchett assured me that, if there is an afterlife, he would give me a ring and let me know. That was ten years ago - and still no call.

From which, incidentally, I draw no firm conclusions. What if there was an afterlife, but with no phone signal?

But of course there is one place where Terry indisputably lives on: in the pages of his books and in the minds of the millions of readers around the world who turn those pages and continue to find them funny and true. For, while his words live on, so does Terry, and that will be the case, no question, not just for this one decade so quickly gone, but for many further decades to come.

So let me join Lyn and Rhianna in raising a glass today to the magical persistence of books and to Sir Terry; gone but still so very firmly with us.

Rob Wilkins

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It would like literally be single greatest thing that they have ever done for this website

If Tumblr really wanted to break the entire website, they should give us Boops on March 15th.

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I really do love this website

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I am finally finishing Good Omens season 2 in preparation for the season 3 that we're finally confident we're actually getting. Were none of you going to tell me about whatever is happening between Gabriel and Beelzebub? In this fandom, I have heard not a single whisper of it, frankly I'm disappointed.

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I believe the reasoning for Docm77 is missing this

For those who don't know, that's him kissing someone's dad for the bit

REMINDER THIS IS ON THE GAYEST CHARACTER!

Docm77

Number of Submissions : 2 From : Hermitcraft Headcanons : Gay Reasons : - Canonically Married to Rendog - Loves his husband - They claimed his character to be married to ren & called him handsome/attractive (can't remember which)

PearlescentMoon

Numbers of submissions : 6 From : Hermitcraft , Life Series , Empires SMP s1 Headcanons : Bisexual , Lesbian, Pansexual Reasons : - Shiny duo… Gem once said she forgot Pearl was straight - She is cis, she just keeps hanging out with very gay people. One of if not her best friend (gem) being bi. She’s a token cis and that’s what makes her gay. (like really she cannot stop hanging around gay people) - Life series/Hermitcraft Shiny Duo is smth else - LOOK me in the eyes and tell me you didn’t immediately think she’s gay upon looking at her. she has such an impenetrable Vibe it’s almost miraculous she isn’t. she had to come out as straight to stop the madness. - Shiny duo lives in my head and I can’t get it out

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I have been saying for ages that there is something up with Harvey's desire to give you a massage and I love it, that man treats his wife right

Something I noticed about Harvey in his dialogues (going through his wiki page) is that he really likes to give the farmer massages. One could say these lead to freaky shabuya (i say that)