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mako?

mako??

makO???

MAKO????

MAKO?????????????????

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-breaks down your door- Makoto puts the stars in Haru’s sky.

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White person: *Watches anime in Japanese set in Japan in which all the characters have Japanese names*

White person:

White person: They're all white.

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There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDAMN MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

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Impressive wings Cas, even if they're stolen. 

Season 10 Wishlist - Cas catches up to Dean who was on the run and they view each others’ trueform for the first time.

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There are 3 types of writers.

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

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“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”

You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:

Because it’s really important:

Tom Riddle was humanized in death.

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Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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Dashing Through The Wank

Things that are ok to criticize and mock about Dashcon:

Wildly inflated attendence projections

Exaggerated claims of events and amenities (like a “Video Game Room” with 1 tv and no consoles)

Poor vendor selection

Extremely disasterous financial planning and venue communication

Disorganized management

Badly planned and poorly organized panels

Problematic and insulting panels

Promotion of bands/guests not in attendance

Bad behavior by hotel staff

Lack of communication at the event

Poor social media skills

Inappropriate behavior by management and attendees (inappropriate, like screaming at hotel staff, not something you don’t like, like shipping Johnlock)

That they crowdsourced such a huge amount of funding at the last instant, and that this may or may not have been a scam and was certainly handled in a way that looked shady as fuck which is itself a failure. 

Things that are not ok to criticize and mock about Dashcon:

Gender or age of attendees. Like, can we please never ever again use “teenage girl” as a fucking insult? 

That attendees were excited, chanting, singing, squeeing, cosplaying memes, shouting memes and fandom slogans at one another…have you been fucking watching the World Cup? 

That attendees were upset when it looked like the convention was going to be canceled, including some tears. Mocking other people’s pain is just fucking gross.

That attendees like memes, ships, fandoms, aesthetics, music, or fashion that you don’t. Their Steampunk Lolita Frozen cosplay is not fucking hurting you or this website, unlike bullying.

That $17,000 could have gone to _______. No one gave $17,000. People gave a $5 here, a $10 here, a $20 there on paying for a few days entertainment for themselves or others. It’s their money, their decision, and unless you’ve always always always donated every discretionary dollar to starving children/clean water/disease du jour/LGBT issues/homeless puppies and never ever ever splurged on a $5 sundae, a $10 movie ticket, or a $20 t-shirt, SHUT THE LIVING FUCK UP! You don’t have to tear someone else down to justify the importance of yourself or your cause!

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So Jim Beaver is trying to raise funds to help thespian education for children in LA, an area that is consistently getting arts funding yanked from their schools. I’m really glad that we funded Reading Rainbow, but can we give this a little attention too?

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[less of natasha being an emotionally cold, super scary spy and more about her being a secret troll and epic dork please]

clint’s like, i’m hungry

hi hungry, i’m natasha, natasha says, and throws a pretzel into his mouth

Tony Stark’s face is my face when puns are in the air.

Idea from this post by actualmenacebuckybarnes. This was fun to do, but I’m kind of craving a proper soft preetzel now.

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choosing a halloween costume is serious business like

do i fandom

do i scary

do i disney princess

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wait

are you seriously telling me that hannibal did not get one single emmy nomination?

not one? NOT EVEN ONE? 

excuse me i’d like to unsubscribe from this planet immediately

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