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aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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*priest beckoning everyone to stand* irish spring make the hoes go crazy

everyone in unison: irish spring make the hoes go crazy

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Your pussy stinks

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Tumblr sexyman poll final contenders 2010

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i’m one of the first women to get white boy wasted

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it's cause you're always eating that damn sandwich

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get so drunk you start fucking the kitchen cabinets

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Picking up women at the community college parking lot by blasting haulnoats with your windows down on a Thursday

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warioware micrograme where it says “Take the shot!” and makes you aim a crosshair over a pixelated picture from outside your window

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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a thursdayhead like me couldn't care less about the weekend

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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish