Call me Lemon or Soda (Mutuals may call me by name)//Genderfluid//All Pronouns//Art Tag is #soda scribbles (icon by the wonderfully talented @neonravensart)
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Universities love to make their websites a fucking maze
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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
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Hatless Cypher

♻️ Reblog to slap his bald-ass head
❤ Like to slap his bald-ass head
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They need to stop changing the layout of tumblr mobile before I commit an act of violence
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merry christmas
to you and especially...
to anyone who doesn’t have a home to go to,
to anyone who couldn’t afford presents,
to anyone who is missing a loved one,
to anyone who wishes they had more to be thankful for,
to anyone who feels completely alone,
to anyone who doesn’t know how to feel on the holidays.
i wish you a beautiful day that reminds you of the spirit of giving and loving and finding peace.
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Soccer Dad Gettin His
#this popped up on my homepage while I’m sitting at a Hyundai dealership#I wonder which salesman is gonna bust it down like this
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hey guys i jus-AAAAA 🔥 AAAAAAAA🔥🔥AAA 🔥 🔥 A 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war
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