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MEAN GIRLS 2004, dir. Mark Waters

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I never cracked a phone screen because I always get them bulky af cases.

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okay people are still online but im gonna say this anyway. the queer community has gotten way too comfortable being awful to straight people and it needs to change and im not kidding

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PARKS AND RECREATION 6.04 Doppelgängers

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Galavant 2x05

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each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.

to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch

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I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

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"trans men/mascs transition out of oppression and towards privilege" is a terf talking point and it will never be progressive.

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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???

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Okay, so... Blüdhaven residents caught having Nightwing photobombs on their phones?

Imagine being a resident of Blüdhaven, one brave enough to take photos or even record videos at night for your social media... And when you check a tiktok that you just recorded on a rooftop with the rear camera of your cell phone, you realize that Nightwing was behind you, sometimes he even has fun dancing with you without you realizing it.

Nightwing never shows up when everyone tries to record him, but suddenly, some citizens discover they have a picture of him on their phones.

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Time to wiggle like you have never wiggled before.

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Missouri Gov. Mike Kehoe (R) signed a measure Thursday that repeals the state’s guaranteed paid sick leave law, less than a year after nearly 58 percent of voters approved it.

Missouri Gov. Mike Kehoe (R) signed a measure Thursday that repeals the state’s guaranteed paid sick leave law, less than a year after nearly 58 percent of voters approved it.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5396237-missouri-paid-sick-leave-law/

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Superman: "Don't worry ma'am, we had Batman watch your baby while we found you."

Woman: "B-batman? Like... scary, grumpy Batman?"

Superman: "Oh, don't worry! He's great with kids!"

Woman: "I'm not so sure-"

Batman, appearing out of the shadows with a baby wrapped up in his arms, and a diaper bag: "Are you the mother?"

Woman: "Oh! Yes-"

Batman, eyes narrowing: "Prove it."

Woman: "Excuse me??"

Superman, sighing tiredly: "Batman..."

Batman: "Prove. It. Which foot has a birth mark?"

Woman: "Her left??"

Batman, eyes still narrowed, slowly holds the baby out and only relaxes and gives the baby back when she makes grabby hands for her mother.

Woman, hugging the baby to her chest: "Oh there's my little girl!"

Batman, handing over the bag and a notebook: "The notebook has every time she fed and how much she ate. Every time she slept and for how long, along with any disturbances. Every time I changed her, and if there was anything concerning - which, there wasn't. She's very healthy. You should be proud."

Woman: "... thank you?"

The woman and the baby leave. Batman visibly deflates.

Superman: "You already miss the baby, huh?"

Batman: "She was so small..."

Superman, fondly: "Do you want to help with the calves on the farm?"

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