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#it is. this is not my cat by just a toad#not sure if it really works as My theme song but it slaps to high heaven and back so i aint mad!#it's like what my theme song would be if i was 30% eviler lol#if i was making lattes with like. attitude#walk into work and everyone else knows im about to show them all up
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thinking about little Nerys on this fine saturday night ;-;
#oogoghh a baby#idk where the bajorans having tails came from but it's so fun to see in fanart#hghghghhh. baby#star trek
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#nails. hair. hips. heels. ass. fat. lips. real. purse. full. big. bills. bitch. ima. big. deal. legs. legs. face. eyes. thin. waist. thic#barbie
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i pray that you will imagine this particular rendition of joseph smith every time the Body is mentioned in harrow the ninth when you read it
so harrowhark nonagesimus is often portrayed as raised as some form of generic-leaning-catholic christian in real world adaptations, which is fair. however, although it matches aesthetically with the prayer beads and the kneeling, i think that this interpretation undersells the fact that the ninth house practices a substantially different religion from the rest of the houses in many ways. in the other houses there are more religious and less religious people, but they all have the same major prayer and such, which the ninth does not share. the ninth house religion:
- considers themselves part of the same religion as the rest of the houses, but are often not given the same courtesy, and are generally considered weirdly culty, or at the most charitable, a fascinating anomaly
- worships jod as the foremost creator, but also shows great reverence to a secondary saint/prophet, who is not recognized by the more mainstream of the houses
- fixates on an upcoming apocalypse that their house will be the witness to and bear the burden of
- is far more demanding than many of the other houses, placing more importance on the ritual aspect of worship, much of which is secret from outsiders
- has specific religious outfitting (face paint etc) that must be worn by all adherents, at all times
weighing the evidence thus, it is with a heavy heart that i have concluded that harrowhark nonagesimus is a mormon.
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like many others in the wake of the lars of the stars announcement, I've been rewatching steven universe. and like many others, I have come to share an opinion that has become controversial in the intervening years:
lapis lazuli is freaking excellent character
#talkyllama#steven universe#she's the worst person in the world and she knows it. she's a little rich bitch. she's a weed smoking trash collecting sculptor.#her favorite type of humor is fart jokes. she died as a princess and came back as a yoga mom. she can literally lift up the whole ocean wit#her mind but when a big tough commander threatened her friend she fought her off by melding their bodies into a monster for no reason#her favorite activity besides arts and farts is Destruction Cruelty and Manipulation. and she's working on that. but she literally has no i#idea how to have a healthy relationship because her existence has been defined by clawing for survival in the worlds worst solitary confine#confinement#and she learns how from a baby and a Canadian soap opera. and also peridot. and she still relapses into being a evil sorcerer sometimes#but she's adorable. and she's even a scene girl. and a drag king. who else is doing it like her#... besides amethyst obviously
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so harrowhark nonagesimus is often portrayed as raised as some form of generic-leaning-catholic christian in real world adaptations, which is fair. however, although it matches aesthetically with the prayer beads and the kneeling, i think that this interpretation undersells the fact that the ninth house practices a substantially different religion from the rest of the houses in many ways. in the other houses there are more religious and less religious people, but they all have the same major prayer and such, which the ninth does not share. the ninth house religion:
- considers themselves part of the same religion as the rest of the houses, but are often not given the same courtesy, and are generally considered weirdly culty, or at the most charitable, a fascinating anomaly
- worships jod as the foremost creator, but also shows great reverence to a secondary saint/prophet, who is not recognized by the more mainstream of the houses
- fixates on an upcoming apocalypse that their house will be the witness to and bear the burden of
- is far more demanding than many of the other houses, placing more importance on the ritual aspect of worship, much of which is secret from outsiders
- has specific religious outfitting (face paint etc) that must be worn by all adherents, at all times
weighing the evidence thus, it is with a heavy heart that i have concluded that harrowhark nonagesimus is a mormon.
#ive 👏been👏saying👏this👏#i havent been saying this. but this is true#the locked tomb#brb dressing up joseph smith like a hollywood hair barbie.
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WHY does this Primary picture of Hyrum and Joseph at Carthage Jail look like gay husbands showing off their new home 😭
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For those who need it 💼🐀✨

#🥺please.....#and please let the employment not make me want to rip all my hair out of my scalp everyday.......
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watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good
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One of the tattoos I really really want to get is the original Gilbert Baker pride flag on my shoulder, but with lettering instead of normal stripes--the meaning of each stripe written out in its respective color. "Sex" in pink, "love" in red, "healing" in orange, and so forth. However I am nervous that one day after getting this tattoo I'll accidentally wear a slightly off shoulder shirt that covers the rest of the words and I'll look like a conservative cartoon nightmare of an immodest dyke whose flesh is just emblazoned with "SEX"
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when i was small the months of the year were themed thus: cold, valentines, st patrick, easter, mom, dad, america, August, school, halloween, thanksgiving, christmas. However this has changed in recent years, partly in that dad has largely been replaced by Pride, but also in that many schools are starting the year in August instead of September. I have yet to pay close attention to recent calendars to determine whether school is now the August theme, but I feel like if it is, September will not take August's place as bland and seasonally themeless; september is likely going to shape into the month of America 2
#talkyllama#regardless of whether your dad is cool I believe pride being the official theme of June is overwhelmingly a positive development#I think september is turning into America 2 because of nine eleven. but also labor day#memorial day and veterans day cant take over their respective months cus the commercialism of Flowers For Mom and also turkeys is too stron#but september though. september has nothing else going for it#If it was entirely up to me though every calendar in the world would theme september as Mars's Birthday#stores could make millions selling alien plushies and idogs all month long
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Happy pride sleepy dykes
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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt
#t shirt or patterned button down tied up to show midriff + belted blue jeans#and baseball cap/snapback!! usually worn backwards unless the sun is attacking me evilly
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hod dog 🤤🤤🤤
#baby i have no idea whats going on with this but i freakin love hod dog#and that blue slushy. mm baby.#i need this irl#talkyllama
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you and me, me and you
#i feel like ive been tagging a lot of reblogs ooughghguugh lately but.#ouughhghuuughhguouguhghhh#wife tag
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houseplant type friend
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