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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

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*jingling keys in front of elon musk* elon they were always gonna use you as the fall boy you need to do something alarming and crazy to get back at Trump jingle jingle oooh you wanna physically harm him so bad jingle jingle elon musk you could totally get away with doing something insane to the president btw jingle jingle

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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hey guys check it out I can do a frontside 180 with my stomach haha

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Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

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i hate you john lennon. you’re to tell me you had some sort of magical artistic connection with the most beautiful twink to ever hail from the united kingdom and you fumbled it. unbelievable

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moral scrupulosity ocd affirmations compilation

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They had five dollars and a dream

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there actually is a legal method to torment children in england wales and northern ireland and it's called "gcse exam" don't let them know this

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Every ghost in ghosts is just autism in a different font

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DOCTOR WHO | 2.07: WISH WORLD + TEXT POSTS

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the 13th Doctor is a lesbian, the 14th Doctor thought Isaac Newton was hot, the 15th Doctor is a gay man. The Doctor’s sexuality in New Whonis just consistently “gay” no matter what. The 10th Doctor’s sexuality does not contradict this because 10 is also a woman

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You have a girlfriend? You're trans lesbian?

No, she dumped me :c

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I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok