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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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remember congrats on the ethnostate

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EDIT: This meme is not about aroace people who are sex/date favorable. It's about the people who are constantly using "aroace can still date/have sex" to erase the representation of aroaces that don't feel that way. I don't believe romance/sex repulsed aroaces are better or "superior" to those who are.

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as someone who's nonbinary, bi AND ace, it can be really startling to suddenly be visible in june after being completely invisible the rest of the year. that's why this queer pride month, i'm happy to announce my partnership with the romulan empire, promoting their cloaking device.

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The monogamous allos are about to give me an aneurysm

TikTok has successfully convinced me that all heterosexual people are deeply maladjusted and mentally unhealthy.

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I know I must be compassionate and understanding, but talking politics with the average person makes me want to blow my brains out

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Texas trying to ban weed and vibrators is crazy because what the fuck else are you supposed to do there, outrun charging bulls and get in shootouts with the rangers?*

*Disclaimer: I am aware Texas is a place of outstanding natural beauty with rich history and a distinct, diverse and beautiful culture and that it is no longer 1883. This post utilizes comedic exaggeration.

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when things are already pretty horsey but then the situation

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I want too kill whoever writes the specs pages for every computer and piece of software made after 2005.

Why, in all 200 names of fuck, in all 64 lines of cocaine, do the specs for games comprise lists of products while the product themselves have actual specs? While can’t riot Games tell me whether or not Valorant can run on an Apple M1? Why in all Infinite Floors of Gehenna, in all caverns of Satan’s grimy gaping asshole, are companies incapable of writing spec sheets that aren’t fucking adverts!?!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGG!

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did you know amazon sells psychological torture devices

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meanwhile on twitter

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au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time