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Pumat Sol: Is there anything else you guys require, or can you leave me to my, uh, my reading?

Nott: What’cha readin?

Pumat Sol: Ah it’s a collection of crazy tales about this weird fella. [chuckle]

Jester: What guy?

Pumat Sol: Uh, it’s uh, The Daring Trials 

and Tribulations

 of Sir Taryon Darrington

Pumat Sol: This guy’s been all over the place, it’s kinda wild!

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some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so here’s my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously that’s what I want. I’m so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I can’t get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Don’t go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CAN’T starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different. 

EDIT: ahh I really didn’t expect this thing to blow up….A few people have brought it to my attention that some of the nutrition here could be wrong/not work for everyone. I apologize if I caused any harm. I think I stressed enough that you shouldn’t starve yourself to lose weight. That’s very dangerous, and if you’re prone to such habits I suggest don’t count calories, etc, and just make sure your diet is very nutritious. I just provided a way to lose weight that my doctor told me about. You don’t need to lose weight if you don’t want to. Obviously if you’re already thin there’s no need to make a goal to lose weight; that’s dangerous. Also, some of this may or may not be helpful depending on your body type. I was underweight before working out so I have no idea how it would affect someone overweight! Please don’t hold this post to such a high standard; this was just my own routine and things I do to stay in shape, I obviously can’t cater to everyone. I literally didn’t expect this post to blow up like it did, this was literally just for a few people. Sorry for any harm it caused!

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I Endlessly Render Down One Drawing Of Justin For No Reason At All

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Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

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He's searching for Lampman

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GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL--

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little blue tiefling

This is actually a schoolism assignment i’ve been working on during my free time. I’ve been trying to getting better at drawing things like backgrounds and lighting.

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I think it's absolutely hilarious in retrospect how Matt was setting the ground for Essek to be an antagonist and the M9 just fucking went "yeah this is Essek our friend from Xhorhas he's very capable and attractive"

And then Matt went alright he is very aloof and makes it clear he wants you in his debt. The M9: Yeah of course we owe him a debt he is very helpful and you know some people are introverts he just needs some time to feel comfortable with us it's ok

Matt: OK now he's being bitchy and giving you the cold shoulder. That is suspicious right? He's kind of a dick to you guys The M9: oh no what if he doesn't want to be our friend because we are annoying? Essek hey Essek, We know you are very busy and we appreciate you helping us we are v sorry for bothering you what's the best time to message you do you want to come over for dinner sometime plz??

Matt: He has some fucking shady secret research and wants you to keep secrets from the Bright Queen. The M9: that's the best kind of research 👀

I fucking love the Mighty Nein

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Attention Matthew Mercer dm'ing TAZ

Matthew Mercer dm'ing TAZ

Matthew Mercer dm'ing the Mcelroys

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Baking requires fairly precise timing. On the ship one day Caduceus puts four attempted cupcakes into a small clay oven, finds Caleb, and taps him on the top of the head.

"Twenty minutes," Caduceus says calmly, then sits down and starts checking on the beetles in his staff. Caleb looks at him, confused, before going back to his books.

Exactly twenty minutes later, Caleb's head pops up.

"Twenty minutes," he says.

Caduceus nods his thanks before putting his staff down and walking out the door. It's only three minutes later he returns holding a plate with four cupcake-shaped baked goods when Caleb realizes what just happened.

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There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.

Thank you, Patrick Rothfuss for the quote and Taliesin for the absolute fury in Caduceus’ face after watching Fjord die.

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i did not expect episode 97 to go so damn hard but here we are.. i’m feeling An Emotion™

(edit: open the pictures in another tab to view them at a bigger resolution if the font seems too small! tumblr previews make things blurry)

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Oh Liam O'Brien how I love you

Widogast's Vault of Amber (ritual spell)

4th Level Transmutation

Casting Time: 11 minutes

Range/Area: Touch

Components: V, S, M (5 small amber gems worth 200 GP)

Duration: Until dispelled

You arrange 5 small amber gems in a loose circle around any non-living materials and trace Transmutative sigils above each of them. All materials within the circle are pulled into the largest of the gems and stored there, in stasis. The contents do not age, weather, or rot. The gem can hold up to 50olbs of material.

The caster can use an Action to speak a single, chosen word and release the gem's contents onto the ground. Contents are also released if dispelled.

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Widogast's Transmogrification

6th Level Transmutation

Casting Time: 1 hour

Range/Area: Touch

Components: V, S, M (Damp clay equal to the weight of the target and 150 gp worth of crushed gem dust, both of which the spell consumes)

Duration: Instantaneous

Version: 1

You permanently alter the physical body of a humanoid creature into another type of humanoid body. After encasing the target in clay, you conduct a rigorous, one-hour-long ritual that manipulates the flesh and function of the target's body into that of another humanoid race. They lose their previous racial traits and instead gain the racial traits of another humanoid race of the target's choice, aside from their languages known (which remain unchanged). Should the target wish to alter their gender along with or instead of their race, they can choose to do so as part of the spell. When the ritual is completed, you and the target suffer one level of exhaustion.

Once a creature's race or gender has been changed via this spell, they cannot be affected again by this spell for 1 year.

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That's the best

I am OBSESSED with this tiktok

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