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I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

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girl the pattern you see is not divine or malevolent forces trying to reach you through the veil it’s just because you’re good at pattern recognition keep it moving

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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'It's not too late to learn, Fenris'

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the year is 1889

me: *dumps a bit of laudanum in my tea*

my faithful butler: sir

me: *pours the whole bottle of laudanum in my tea*

my poor frazzled butler: SIR

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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

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it's really more important now than ever before to appreciate actual real creatives. I love seeing brushstrokes that have different line weightedness. i love hearing music with variable dynamics. I love reading fics with a unique language style. When you put YOU into your work, it's very obvious and it's very wonderful

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Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994) Into the Woods (2014) Groove (2000) The Green Knight (2021) Happiest Season (2020) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) Much Ado About Nothing (1993) Jurassic Park (1993) Pride & Prejudice (2005) Scarface (1983)

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I just found out one of my favorite AO3 authors of all time is a fucking neurosurgeon which was surprising initially just because I often forget AO3 writers are real people and not smut angels sent down from the heavens to make us feel alive, but in hindsight it makes perfect sense.

they are a fucking genius so. they just apply that genius to multiple fields.

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wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

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Wedding night

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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fanfic writers what font do you write in

i know on ao3 it's all in verdana but when you're drafting the fic in word or docs or whatever

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NOT EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE

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and post-MW3 Soap coming back wrong for LeoandLancer... thank you always 💔💀

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