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do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

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does doing a sheet mask make u gay? how am i gay without it??

theres no escape only gays use sheet masks

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my boyfriend couldnt pronounce Ghirardelli

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When you and your boy got a date with twins

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@straightboyfriend my mom's vegan white friend is over and her nose looks like this

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@straightboyfriend this videos makes me think of you idk why

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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what do you mean finn doesn’t hear this song whenever he sees poe

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Herbert James Draper, Calipso’s isle

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hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

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When I wasn’t keeping an eye out I hit 5K+ followers! I think that’s worth a giveaway, don’t you?

Same as previous times, you’re entering to win a custom doll made by me!

How do you enter?

Reblog this post! Sorry, likes won’t count here, but…

You don’t have to follow me, but all followers get an extra entry!

Consider reblogging my commission post! Winners who can prove they previously reblogged my commission info when I contact them will be eligible for a little extra something! ;) Plus it really helps me and makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

5000 followers means a little extra something this time! 

If this post reaches 5000 notes I’ll upgrade the winner’s doll to a more detailed 12″ one! (unless they want a chibi!)

So let’s see how far we can go!

This giveaway will end August 1st 2016!

You’ve all been amazing, thank you so much everyone! <3

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I’m Tiff, a self employed artist living in Canada! I spend my days making cute dolls that you might be interested in buying!

Major changes since last time:  Embroidered eyes: From here on I’d like to change my faces to be embroidered, for both chibis and detailed! Just a small change to my dolls that are going to add a lot more personality to them!

My commissions are open!

What are you commissioning from me?

A plush of your favorite character or OC! A lovingly made, custom high quality doll!

What are the average costs of these cute plushies? (all prices are in USD)

9" chibi - 80-120$+

12" detailed (example 1,2,3) - 150-250$+ (Minky hair included in the base, as well as a very basic armature.)

Prices vary depending on the complexity of the character, less pieces to their outfit the cheaper, plainly put!

Shipping costs

Shipping costs for 1 doll: 14$ to Canadian and American addresses. 18$ to european. If you fall outside those please contact me and I’ll get a quote for you! Shipping costs for 2+: 18$ to Canada/USA, variable for everywhere else

Shipping within Canada gets a tracking number. If you require a tracking number for a package going to the USA it is 5$ extra

Upgrades and extras for 9" chibis

Minky hair. Minky is a very soft, lightly furred material that is commonly used in making animal plushies. It’s a very popular among my customers, and costs 10$ extra to have it for your doll. Colours on hand vary and may not be available for all dolls. Hoods: Some characters are defined by having their hoods up. If you would like a functional, removeable hood for your doll it is 15$ extra.

Dolls requiring unnatural skin tones(eg blue, green, ect), will be made out of minky. Dolls requiring these colours will be 5$ extra, but if the customer wishes to upgrade to minky hair as well it can be combined for 10$.

Upgrades and extra for 12" detailed dolls

N/A currently

How to order:

Please send references of the character, as well as who the character is/what series they’re from, and any other relevant information  to plushmayhem @ gmail (dot) com

Please attach images to the email as sometimes orders with hyperlinks get misplaced in my spam

Before ordering, please take a look at my terms and conditions, as ordering a doll from me means you are in agreement of them

And again, thank you so much for your love, support and especially reblogs! I wouldn’t be able to make this my living if it wasn’t for you!

I also sell premade dolls and smaller cute things on my etsy, take a peek!

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Well, this is definitely the most fun I’ve had while making a post.

Inspired by this one from capnphaggit. Images & copyrights: Trifid Nebula (M20) by Marcus Davies, The Cat’s Eye Nebula and Star-forming region Sharpless 2-106 by NASA, ESA, the Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA). Please don’t remove the credits.

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mom: how do you know them?

me: i met them on the internet

mom: *incoherent screaming*