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me: i gotta stop pickin at my skin

my left hand, the instant it is not preoccupied, roaming my entire epidermis in search of imperfections to scratch off: unfortunate

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" The Gatekeeper Patrolling " //© Jen City

Music: Danger Twins - Thing of Beauty

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perfected my timeline

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One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

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i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

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i feel strongly about this

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i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

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One of the coolest things to remember is that because prey animals have eyes on the side of their head, they are looking at you when they're in profile, not facing you! Hot tip for artists and animal lovers!

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yayy bedtime!! *curls up in my blankies and thinks about my faves being tortured* ^_^

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i need a minute of silence to honour the fallen

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not socialized male nor socialized female cause i got the secret third option: unsocialized. left to my own business like a feral cat. my gender is: a problem child.

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a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

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Walter White, Evangelion

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i think all straight people should try being a little bisexual just to see how they feel about it. i dont even mean physically i just mean like. stare a photos of hot men for a bit. watch gay porn. deeply consider the potential of reconnecting with your childhood best friend who you kind of lost touch with despite how close you used to be, leading to a long slowburn romance in which you rediscover the things you love about eachother but don't want to commit in case it ruins your friendship. its called exploring your options ok.