my dick is huge but i'm asexual so i only use it for peeing
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I'm sure I've polled this before, but!
Feel free to tell me all about them in the tags/comments!
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They should invent a turtleneck for when it's 85 degrees outside
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its always been surprisingly effective to look at someone being an asshole online and respond with "this is an obvious troll/ragebait" . because if youre right then youve just called them out accurately and you can move on with your life. and if youre wrong then you still kinda win because nothing gets someones goat quite like than having their argument dismissed. like sorry dude you sound so cartoonishly evil that i have assumed youre simply faking it to get a reaction. i dont believe you believe this. no normal person thinks this way. bye.
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produces one agonized scream before doing three little circles and curling up cozy to nap
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Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome
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i cant believe i missed half of turnover's concert im so mad
#truth be told i should've left an hour earlies but alas i was having fun at oomfs birthday party#sufferingfromsuccess.jpg#but my god i missed some of my absolute favorite songs ever from them#but i did end up seeing a metallica orchestral cover band which was sooooo good#and i got a turnover shirt and hoodie#so overall a good day :]#ALSO SOMEONE PUT LIKE SLOW DISSAPEARING AND THRESHOLD ON TUMBLR THATS NOT A SPOTIFY LINK I WANT THE WHOLE ALBUM ON HEREEEEE#it's min!
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tune of the day: kinda emo and dreamy sounding track from an album that feels very Mid-Fall to me
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Thinner at the waist line I feel thinner at the waist line I’m getting old in the face Everyday there’s another new line “You’re looking thinner, are you alright?” Yeah I’m just busy all of the time I’m just a little more tired Every day I really don’t know why
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Turnover // Dizzy on the Comedown
Would you come here and spin with me? I’ve been dying to get you dizzy Find a way up into your head So I can make you feel like new again
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Cause it was always a dream just to know you Sometimes I find I can hardly speak your name I know one day I’ll come home and I’ll find you
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Turnover // Take My Head
Cut my brain into hemispheres I want to smash my face until it’s nothing but ears I want to paint my drain with a little red stain tonight Take my head because it’s what I want I want to fall asleep with the TV on And let the house burn down until it’s gone with me inside
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me + getting into albums a clear decade after they came out <3
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i understand why folks turn off reblogs on a post but part of me always feels so betrayed by unrebloggable posts on my dash. like oh okay shops closed? just when i get to the door
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