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Leia's worst online PR scandal is when a political opponent tried to say something mean about her kids so she pointed out that his no longer talked to him, in a space tweet that stayed up for 25 minutes and was screen-shotted 14 million times from across the galaxy. Luke and Lando's worst online PR scandal was the time they both joined the same mlm scheme for 3 months and had to issue a joint apology . Han has never had an online PR scandal because despite the fact that his handle is @/therealhansolo he has three followers and his only other social media is spfacebook which he uses exclusively to get into parent shaming fights with Isolder, Wedge's worst online PR scandal is when a major holo news channel posts an article that referred to him as "an lgbtq ally" and he space qrts it with "I am not" without specifying that he is not because he is bisexual and then turned his phone off for 14 hours.

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Thinking about the idea of Della and Terik being twins and the idea that Terik lied about his ability and how those things go hand in hand.

Like he lied not because it would ruin his life but because it would ruin his sisters, and even if they fought and bickered, he couldn't do that to her.

They keep their distance as adults. So people forget about it, forget they're twins.

And they keep their distance as adults because Della knows what he did, and she'd rather be miserable, hardly speaking to him than ruin his life like that. She couldn't do that to him.

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Shout out to Cyrah, has to be wild to be in a relationship with two guys who can read eachothers minds

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Okay, Keepers Star Trek AU

Sophie is a half Vulcan half human baby found as the sole survivor on a Maquis ship. Sophie is raised by the human Foster family, professors at Star Fleet academy. When at twelve Sophie is in a terrible shuttle accident that claims the life of her parents and places her younger sister in a coma , Sophie is taken in by former Star Fleet Xenobiologis Grady Ruewen and former Star Fleet Commander Edaline Ruewen. Before Sophie has a chance to adjust to her new life Grady and Edaline are called back by Starfleet to serve aboard the USS Everglen, captained by their friend, and Edaline's former subordinate, Alden Vacker, SPACE THE FINAL FRONTIER

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The most important thing for you all to know about the Keepers clone wars AU is that Alden is the Naboo Senator and Della is the Former Queen of naboo. That's the most important thing.

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If I was a three year old I too would want to have a super special ability if it came from my mom.

What did forkle have, 32 cells and a dream? Boring.

Funniest Keepers moment is when Gisela tries to claim the moral high ground for only experimenting on her kid AFTER he was born. Funniest possible moral stance.

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Funniest Keepers moment is when Gisela tries to claim the moral high ground for only experimenting on her kid AFTER he was born. Funniest possible moral stance.

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The funniest characterization of Cassius is just no thoughts head empty sitting in a room staring at the wall until Gisela calls him

Gisela and Cassius are like evil Barbie and Ken send post

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The pizza cutter is inscribed with the Vacker family motto

« Shine bright like a diamond » with an amendement

« Shine bright like a diamond, and stretch like a mozzarella »

In loving memory of Alvar S. Vacker, stay stretchy.

I think in the final battle they're going to kill Fintan right? But then like a power rangers villain he gets real big, and of course his signature weapon-- a pizza cutter-- gets giant with him, right? And anyways then he yells "I'm going to cut Fitz Vacker like a pizza!" And we're all like "oh no" because Fitz isn't a pizza! But don't worry because who jumps in to save him? Alvar, Alvar does! So Alvar gets cut like a pizza and he dramatically sacrifices himself for his brother

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Love Kesler Dizznee so much. His wife just showed up to their house with random human stuff for like 11 years and he never once questioned it. He was just like "sick, okay!"

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wait were you the one that voted aston on the sexyman poll instead of gavin if so how dare you /lh

I wasn’t when you first asked this (because I hadn’t seen the poll) but I do admit that afterwards I did vote for Aston

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might i ask who your favorite character in ltsf is? 👀

That's such a great question I would love to tell you.

It's Solana.

She's just such an absolutely tragic character because she's been promised all of this stuff, only for it to slip through her fingers at every turn (#oscangodieinahole). She's never had any sort of stability in her life, her parents were murdered everybody who gets near her always dies because they're always running. Like the only real constant that she had in her life was that she was going to be the queen and get married to Vane, but then Vane's in love with Audra and suddenly she's not going to be queen anymore.

But I love that she never really lets that stop her from being positive. Like it's been a hot second since I've read the books but she willingly goes with Vane to rescue Audra and Gus in ltwr. She's consistently one of the only ones who is able to make the tough call and think objectively in situations.

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Bonus: tell me your major if you feel like it! I'd love to know, or tell me what you do now! I'd love to hear about that too!

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not to be an absolute nerd about a book series made for 12 years olds but shannon messenger saying that einsteinian relativity isn’t real is so funny because... it’s like the most well understood physical phenomena ever. Like so many different people have proved special relativity it’s so funny.

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Your title's use of was makes it sound like you excommunicated Vane from being bisexual for anti Solana crimes

Vane Weston was/is/will be Bi. Vane Weston exists in a quantum state where is simultaneously nothing and everything. Vane Weston is a superposition of all other Vane Westons. It is rumored that when dying stars implode they scream "Vane Weston was Bi". When a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around they whisper "Vane Weston was Bi".

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what do you think vane's mom's name is

Vane's mom 100% has a basic southern mom name. I don't know what it is but it's definitely in the Heather, Lorraine, Cindy region.

You didn't ask but I think that Vane's dad's name is Craig.