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Saw a photo of a pigmy seahorse for the first time and it looks like the personification of illness

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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Detroit Free Press, Michigan, August 29, 1939

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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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Holy shit it’s yaoi day

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writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

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it's mouth season

(95º and 77% humidity)

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Rest in peace to a legend

Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.

“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer

Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.

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I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks