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I can’t watch anime that pauses the action to show the characters’ thoughts. Except death note, because the thoughts are like

Light: If I ask him if he’s British will he think I’m trying to get more information so I can kill him because I’m the murderer? But if I don’t ask he’ll think I’m scared to ask because he thinks I don’t want him to think I’m the murderer. No, there’s no way he would think that far into it—I’ll ask anyway.

L: If he asks me if I’m British he’s definitely the murderer.

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A few I found in my Pins folder:

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I don't remember where I got these, just sharing for shitz and giggles.

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*proceeds to shake it like a polaroid picture*

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Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

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I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

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We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

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Microstory

“These copper ingots,” the devil said, “are of sub-par quality.” “You accepted them as payment,” the merchant said, “the deal is done.” “Very well. I will uphold my end of the bargain,” the devil said. “Your name will live forever.” “That is all I ask,” said Ea-nasir.

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A recent cartoon for New Scientist

 p.s. my new book is out: https://tomgauld.com/childrens-books

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it's time for ✨GLAM SALSA✨

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this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

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