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Darshen is so me

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SEVERANCE + actor improvisation

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omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it's soo good and everything's fine actually

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severance text posts: part 6

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product

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i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism

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found this on pinterest. this isn't even all of them.

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Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

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saw someone go “we could have done a lot worse!” re criticism about the new pope. ok. 🧍🏻‍♀️ who is we? i’m not catholic. clown on this stupid yank pope who gaf if he tweeted about jd vance

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ok we reached a consensus. if the pope's evil its because hes definitely usamerican and it was inevitable if he becomes ultra woke its because he's Latino everyone agree.

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dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

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new pope btw.

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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

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