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Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
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stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much!
stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them
stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me
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i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
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christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
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You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
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i hate when girls wear tight or tight-ish crop top style shirts but they don’t have flat stomachs……like there r rules for clothes cmon
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luke eats undercooked chicken, puke hemmings
luke blows up russia, nuke hemmings
luke sees a ghost, spook hemmings
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My goal in 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should have done in 2013 because I made a promise in 2012 and planned in 2011
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Lonely girl it looks like you are out of luck...
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