Do Not Gaze Upon the Chuckler
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I'm not looking for things to butter.
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I google things. I'm the googler.
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every time you say "I'm gonna kill you", I feel like I've won
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It's MY cult, I own it. I am its sole member.
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I'm starting a blog!
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If they're an enemy, why not make leather out of their body?
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"All life is tenuous as fuck."
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"all you need is a stabbing! It's very simple."
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"all of my moods are big."
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"I need an autopsy"
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"all sweaty men are disgusting, but not all disgusting men are sweaty"
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"I spontaneously generated from a pile of rotting meat"
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"My whole life is a science experiment, damn you"
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"Jesus only had one butt"
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I know the name for your blog. Khaki salmon
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…if you can use the phrase “thought process” for something that went on for half a second
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