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If everyone's a gamer, then no-one's a gamer. Gamers don't exist.
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Madam Secretary and all her slutty little diplomats
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All dogs are Catholic. Didn't you know that?
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Regarding Pesto. Would it taste as good if they called it pissto?
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every time you say "I'm gonna kill you", I feel like I've won
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If they're an enemy, why not make leather out of their body?
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