letsfaceitimhereforthecultstuff
letsfaceitimhereforthecultstuff
mentally I'm back in 2013 🫠
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I'm Eli [they/them] '97 line, back on my original bullshit
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part 25
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watching jacob anderson, who was in the thick of no-spoilers culture with his stint on game of thrones, lose half of his life every time eric bogosian opens his mouth is just. so entertaining.
assad zaman, come get your old man.
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Kitty's got claws but he keeps trying to scratch the lion for some reason
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Honestly I think this should really be his tactic going forward...just singing John's praises all over the village about all of the great things he's doing as he finds each one out.
"Jacob! Isn't it great that John was there to save you when your coffees got mysteriously switched and your EpiPen randomly went missing! Isn't it great he happened to magically have an EpiPen handy for you!"
"Chas! Isn't it great that John was there to save you when your medications randomly got switched and made you overdose!"
"Moira! Isn't it great that John showed up the very next morning after that slurry leak to help out when there was no reason for him to be there! What a guy!"
"Cain! Isn't it great that John was there to save you after you got really drunk with him and he wasn't drunk at all!"
"Isn't it great how when everyone was at each other's throats over who killed Nate, a patient of Liam's that John visited the day before just happened to show up dead with a very very detailed suicide note! What are the odds?! How lucky are you to have such closure!"
"Liam! Isn't it great that John was right there to save you after you got whacked in the head with a shovel! I know a thing or two about that. You're so lucky a medical professional was on hand!"
"Moira! Isn't it great how when you were mad at Mack over the slurry leak and he was depressed and thinking about dropping out of being Aaron's best man, he and John just happened to find you when you got injured by that mysterious machinery malfunction!"
"Isn't it great how John just always happens to be around when something bad happens to all of you! He really is the best!"
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aaron the last time they were broken up and robert was sad and feeling bad about himself:
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someone forgot to tell john about this chapter of robert and aaron, the big love story
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this gif is like a poem to me
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I straight up do not understand the labubu thing. I thought the stanley cup thing was confusing enough but this really is fucking with my head. Poll, because I'm lost.
a 'no buy' youtuber i follow made a video about why she thinks it makes sense that she bought six labubus and a podcaster i like was talking about how he doesn't understand how they crept into his brain or why he started buying them.
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highkey obsessed with the concept of aaron and robert meeting by chance in the shop and creating an environment that is so toxic by laying into each other so hard that john just has to physically leave the premises… but what he doesn’t know is that’s just foreplay for them…… they used to do that for fun before fucking each other’s brains out like…… john you absolutely know nothing about matching your husband’s freak, do you?
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propaganda i am not falling for:
always moving on. some goodbyes need to rot a little. some griefs need to be held in the mouth like a stone.
beauty defined by algorithms. beauty exists in crow feet and smile lines
pretending to be chill. i’m not chill. i care deeply and inconveniently. i read into things. i write poems about eye contact
beige apartments with no soul. give me bookshelves and incense and loud art
sneaky links and unclear intentions. i want devotion. and also clarity
treating books as decor. read them. dog-ear them. argue with them in the margins
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I'm very attached to the idea of percy being like, Part Of The Sea as well as a demigod. like yes it's a godly domain that he has powers from but the sea as like, it's own separate primordial Thing that he's also connected to. his powers are so different from other demigod powers, even the other big 3 kids- like, hazel doesn't heal faster if she shovels dirt on an open wound. lightning and shadows can actively kill jason and nico if they aren't careful. none of the other kids can both telepathically AND verbally speak to animals (frank can't speak to animals even when he Is an animal, but he still gets the under water telepathy!). all the sea nymphs he comes across act like he's their baby just as much as he is poseidon's. he gets sick and irritable if he's too far away from the water for too long, and even when he's inland if poseidon is in a mood and causing storms because of it, percy's mood is also affected? whenever he's in the water, it seems like everyone in the ecosystem immediately knows it. sea creatures literally cry out to him for help and he'll sneak out in the middle of the night to go free them 🥺 like sorry I will never get over that it's so sweet 😭. I'm too tired to really articulate this right but I just love the idea that he's not so much tied to the water as he is part of it, like there's just this sort of otherness to the ocean and it's various deities and creatures that is different than all the other demigods and their parent's domains. he IS a demigod but he's also literally a sea creature in his own right and there's a whole community to it. like there's different life forms in the ocean but at the same time everything in it is One in a way. the way he's instantly soothed and calmed by the water, the way the sea always greets him with love, like whenever he's not in the water everyone feels the hole where he should be. like it's more than just being the sea god's kid- he's part of the ocean and an extension of the ocean and Is the ocean all at once. there's like a spiritual hivemind going on there. he feels who goes in and out and they weep whenever he goes out. what belongs to the sea will always return to the sea. am I making any sense here.
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this is my all time fav tapir pic
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