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“bob and yelen-“

NO. YELENA AND KATE.

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I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

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i 100% believe every single adaptation of superman should be judged for accuracy based on how well they understand just how completely unhinged lois lane is as a person. because if you think THE lois lane wouldn’t do [fill in the blank], you’re wrong. she absolutely would do that and she will not be apologizing for it. superman being in love with her only succeeded in making her more comfortable and willing to do insanely dangerous things than she already was. because yes, she will 100% launch her body off a skyscraper just to prove a point. and guess what, idiot? she was right, so it was completely worth it and she will be doing it again. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, lois lane is absolutely bat-shit crazy. clark just happens to be really REALLY into her particular brand of crazy. like there is nothing lois won’t do with the right motivation. she is an absolute force of nature and that should scare the shit out of you.

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there can never be enough modern au agatha art

(first one part of the soulmarks au)

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Listen, I just know, deep deep in my bones, that if Kate bishop heard Yelena say that she is so alone like that that she would physically tie herself to that woman so she was never alone again.

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The Autistic and ADHD duo

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kate tells yelena she is sponsoring a shark and yelena waits in anticipation every day for her and kate’s new shark to show up, only to be told that it just means they get to track a shark on an app

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the difference between their reactions to john falling is killing me 😭😭😭

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I’ve been reading a lot of Bishova fanfiction lately, and I love all the different takes on good/bad they both are at flirting. Every different dynamic is so much fun, but I think I’ve finally figured out my own headcanon on the matter.

Does Kate have confidence? Absolutely. Is she smooth? Absolutely not. I think she gets by mainly with her charm and cheesy pickup lines, which are more than enough for Yelena.

Yelena, on the other hand, is very smooth- but only when she’s not trying to be. I think she’s the kind of person who makes everyone think she’s flirting with them without even realizing it, but as soon as she actually tries to flirt with Kate she can only say the most awkward thing.

Ava, Bob, and John have all thought she was flirting with them on at least one occasion (all parties were equally disturbed at the thought), and Kate has asked her numerous times if something happened or if she did something wrong, because “you’re acting weird, Yelena.”

Yelena just blushes and goes quiet, which only confuses Kate more

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btw I know ppl on this site go on abt mutuals but if you are someone that shows up in my notes regularly who I don't follow, I do notice and I am fond of you and if you reblog something from me I do think "YES I have pleased the follower with good taste"

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Bucky : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The thunderbolt : Awwww-

Bucky : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The thunderbolt : Oh.

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scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

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Thunderbolts really made it clear how much Kate is actually a soft spot for Yelena because you don't see her happy and joking at all like she was with Kate in Hawkeye or her family in Black Widow.

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they really all said fuck this shit I'm out

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susan st clair is not only a girl kisser (ain’t no way she’s actually attractive to buddy aldridge, girlie is a lesbian) but she’s in love with jane facciano AND olivia valdovinos

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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

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just imagine bob getting kidnapped

Kidnapper, on the phone: I've kidnapped Bob. Bail will be €10000-".

Bucky: Oh no. DON'T HURT HIM. DO YOU HEAR ME??

Kidnapper: I won't hurt Bob if you pay the-

Bucky: Shut the fuck up BOB CAN YOU HEAR ME???? DO NOT HURT HIM!

Kidnapper, now sweating: what