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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
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Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging
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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
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Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.
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really covering all your bases there huh
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I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out
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Im so fucking smart ask me anything
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Man, this wizard city is neutral. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "hear me clap" or some similar shit, and everyone around him heard him clap. No one around him even cared that's how neutral it was. My ass is casting mildly interesting spells and level 2 ambivalence. I think I just heard "power word:nothing" two groups over. I don't feel any way in particular about leaving or staying.
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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
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I had a Terry's Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.
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