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happy 14th birthday to teen wolf <3 you made me cry actual tears over how crazy and bad you were at times but ultimately i love you. you were truly 2010s tv royalty 🐺✨🌙






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Stiles: What are the most unusual places you've had sex?
Derek: in a happy relationship
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I just watched teen wolf finale for the first time and you mean to say to me that Derek saw Stiles on his FBI field mission after not seeing him for like a year or even more (and after forgetting he existed when he was wiped away by the ghost riders) and his first instinct was to carry him out of that building bride-style because Stiles got hurt and couldn't walk??? and then drive with him all the way back to Beacon Hills??? and then bicker with him about another threat like old husbands??? like oh my god, get a room already
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Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.

Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.
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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care
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pov one of you is a future veterinarian
based on (x).
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Derek: Just stay home while we deal with the Vampires, where you're safe.
Stiles: Romantically it is.
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I’ve been feeling very “prompt week” but I’m also entirely incapable of being original. So I’ve decided to make an incorrect quotes streak (regardless of if they’ve been done before or not) until the feeling goes away.
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Dean: Tell Jack about the birds and the bees.
Castiel: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating
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The loft is too quiet.
Too still, except for the drip of blood hitting the concrete floor in slow, steady beats…like a metronome to madness. Stiles stands in the center of it all, sleeves rolled to his elbows, hands stained crimson. His eyes are wide and unfocused, a deep maroon ring crawling at the edges of his irises.
Derek watches from the doorway, unmoving. The air tastes like iron and rage.
“You weren’t supposed to see this,” Stiles says. His voice is eerily calm, like he’s reciting a fact. “You were supposed to be gone until morning.”
“There’s a body in your hands, Stiles.”
Stiles looks down. The man is still breathing, but only barely. A hunter. Or maybe something worse. It doesn’t matter anymore.
“He followed me,” Stiles murmurs, like that justifies the chaos. “He knew things he shouldn’t have. He said your name.”
Derek’s chest tightens. “And this is how you protect me?”
“I didn’t do it for you.” Stiles looks up sharply, and there’s something intense behind his eyes, something feral. “I did it for me. Because I wanted to. Because I could.”
Silence stretches long between them. Derek steps inside, each footfall deliberate. His face is unreadable.
“You know what this means, right?” Derek says. “This… this changes everything.”
“I know,” Stiles whispers. “I’m not the same person you used to protect. I’m not the kid in the Jeep with too many words and not enough power.”
“No,” Derek says softly. “You’re not.”
Stiles tilts his head. “You going to stop me?”
Derek closes the space between them. Reaches out and drags his fingers through Stiles’ hair, the gentlest of touches. His voice drops, nearly reverent.
“No,” Derek murmurs. “I think I might follow you into hell.”
Stiles smiles sharp, all teeth.
“Good.”
The hunter gargles something beneath them, a final pathetic sound.
Neither of them look down.
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Derek: Well I knew it would make you horny.
Stiles: See! He's the best!
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On the surface Sterek looks like a classic hot mysterious bad boy x sweet little nerd ship but when you actually watch teen wolf it turns out that Derek is indeed a hot mysterious bad boy but Stiles is a smart mouthed asshole who is way more likely to commit violence than his hot bad boy boyfriend. Also he is a nerd.
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