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So Adam core

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" Okay troops, damage report."

" I'm literally fucklng dying."

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this is gonna be soooooo fucking funny (to me) when i post the next part of the other different adam post AND this one.

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[part 1], game over.

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Today's the Hazbin Hotel panel and man I'm hoping for ANY Adam news. Like please gimme something here to work with!

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The thumbs made his eyes explode, but they regenerated instantly. Jelly and blood flowing from the newly regenerated eyesockets. The General's gruesome maw clamping down on Hyde's arm, crushing bone as he severed Hyde's hand.

Tossing back the limb, swallowing it whole.

" Oops....."

“I’ve never seen you like that before.” A fanged grin was thrown in Wade’s direction, clearly mockingly

But something was off about the shaggy man. He smelled it, for Hyde had the best sense of smell in all of England. The brute opposite him across the room smells off, but Edward knew that smell, the scent of arousal, that musky scent. Hyde knew what was about to happen, he had knew it was just a matter of time.

Hyde to Wade. (God help us and Eddy I guess)

Wade had been very agitated lately, to the point that Waller had him monitored constantly. He was more aggressive, more irritable....but at the same time, getting a little too touchy.

Wade was panting, his body overheating from the stress his hormones were putting him under. He preferred females but for a quick fix he'd swing both ways.

" Well are you just going to stand there or what? Get over here you English bastard..."

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It was....extremely hard....for Adam to talk about his first kids. He had been very young, right out of Eden, no guidance of any kind and told he and Eve HAD to start making babies ASAP.

It was his only purpose for existing. But despite having no choice in the matter, he absolutely loved his sons. But nobody could predict that the First Man would witness the aftermath of the first murder.

The first murder being Abel.

Adam lost two babies that day. Abel....and Cain was dragged away by the angels and banished forever. Adam never saw him again and both he and Eve mourned the loss of their kids.

"......I won't let them down. I'll be the best motherfucking angel dad that ever existed. Lute's been itching to back to training so I'll stay with the kids. They're going to need a lot of incubating."

He gently slapped his large belly.

" Good thing I'm built like a hot water bottle."

Dove taps Adam on his shoulder, a look of curiosity on her face as she asked, "Did I hear right? You and Lute are having kids?"

Man she was fucking annoying.

" One, don't fucking touch me. Two....yeah. Lute's getting ready to have our eggs. Any day now, actually. We're doing it at home so we've got the nest ready and everything.

It's.....heh.....I've had a lot of kids, but never angel kids. It's going to be a learning thing for me too."

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Night folks!

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" Well, you ARE talking to the first human to ever nut inside a lady and knock her up! AND the first guy that stepped up and took responsibility for baking a bun in an oven.

I have a TON of experience!"

Though even with his extremely crude, tasteless jokes, Adam did relent a little, lowering his guards slightly.

"......I don't want to be a bad dad to these kids. I was.....bad.....with Cain and Abel. I didn't do anything bad, but I wish I treated them better. Cain ended up the way he is because of me..."

Dove taps Adam on his shoulder, a look of curiosity on her face as she asked, "Did I hear right? You and Lute are having kids?"

Man she was fucking annoying.

" One, don't fucking touch me. Two....yeah. Lute's getting ready to have our eggs. Any day now, actually. We're doing it at home so we've got the nest ready and everything.

It's.....heh.....I've had a lot of kids, but never angel kids. It's going to be a learning thing for me too."

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" I mean, I have A LOT of experience with babies, and the Exorcists are ready to be aunts. We're going to be okay.

.......Thanks for the offer though. You're a disgusting demon bitch.....but you're not that bad."

" Last night Lute laid our eggs! Three cute eggies! That's right you bastards, we're parents!

Now it's my turn to incubate them for the next eight months until they're ready to hatch. Wish us luck!"

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" I'm not Fallen. I lost my halo and resurrected down here.....since I'm technically a human soul, I'm a sinner. If I was Fallen, I'd still have my powers like Lucifer does...."

It definitely stung knowing that if he wanted any of his old powers he'd have to forfeit his home in heaven forever by being fallen. Once and angel fell, they could never return home.

At least being a sinner meant......if Redemption WAS true, which it wasn't.....he might one day go home. But Hell was forever whether he liked it or not. And now he was stewing in his own fucking pot.

"........I kind of owe you a few favors for letting me stay here, anyways."

Already though Adam was thinking of ways of gaining independence here. He didn't want to owe someone favors forever......and he needed his own cash until he figured his shit out. Though he wondered......how many of these sinners liked a petting zoo.

" Hey Rosie, this is going to sound really fucking weird.....but how do your cannibals feel about petting zoos?"

" Eh, maybe. But I heard human meat's got some toxic shit in it that can make you sick. So I just stick with beef and chicken the most....and pork. I can't live without my baby-back ribs."

Adam wasn't the brightest bulb out there, but he wasn't stupid. He was very, very, VERY old.....and that meant he'd seen Hell and the way Hell worked. He knew manipulation when he saw it.

" I have one rule I don't break down here.....next to getting freaky with the lust demons and betting with the loan sharks.....I don't make deals. I'll offer a prayer, but that's the closest you'll see me with a deal."

He appreciated that Rosie.....albeit sneakily....was offering SOME help.....but he was sick and tired of someone riding his ass and owning him. It was Sera in heaven being a complete bitch, it was Lilith thinking she could boss HIM around.....it was Princess Bubblegum thinking she could just walk into the same room he was in and start throwing out demands for her shit hotel.

If Hell was supposed to where rules didn't matter anymore, he wasn't going to let anyone own him. Not anymore.

But......he was a bit of a softy for Rosie, so he did offer her something instead. He moved a wing closer to his hand and he plucked out three feathers from the tips of his wings. The yank made him wince as he offered them to Rosie.

" One of these is worth a prayer. But it's basically like a favor an angel can do for you. You can't ask an angel to kill for you or cause damage, and it has to be asked sincerely and genuinely for it to work.

But.....if you need help......use one of these and I'll be there."

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Stolas let go before Lute could pull out her sword. Adam the whole time looking at the demon prince with more than just a little confusion. It was just....bizarre. But the time was over for the Extermination and they had to go home. Adam opening his huge wings and taking off into the skies towards the portal leading to the golden gates.

Lute by his side, her hand in his own as they flew together. He rubbed his thumb on her knuckles, giving Lute a glance and a gentle smile visible even behind the mask.

Lute returning the smile with one of her own. He was definitely going to spoil his favorite girl later when they went home. He always did after a good Extermination.

It would be months before the Exterminations began rearing their head again. But something.....odd...happened. One evening, a week before the Exterminations were due to start again, a golden feather floated in through the window of the Goetia mansion.

A brilliant golden feather as soft as the downy fluff on a newly hatched duckling. Yet it wasn't a duck's feather....it shimmered like holy light.

Adam was here.....he had come to the mansion on his own to see Stolas.

" You're lucky you're hellborn. Otherwise I'd have exterminated you birds a long time ago."

( Oof....yeah Stolas watch out. XD)

The prince of hell only sighs as he hears the angel hit the rooftop behind him. Stolas didn't want to be out here, but there was a certain constellation in a nearby galaxy that only opened up on this day of the month and he missed it in his report last time so....

"Yes, rest assured that I am well aware of your distaste for me," Stolas adjusts his telescope as he speaks, "But shouldn't you be off-killing sinners right about now? You said so yourself, I'm only hellborn,"

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" Thanks! Fuck, I know they're just eggs but....they're the most beautiful things I've seen in a long time.

Just....I helped MAKE them! Part of ME is in those eggs! I don't think I can wait almost a year before I can piggyback my kids...."

" Last night Lute laid our eggs! Three cute eggies! That's right you bastards, we're parents!

Now it's my turn to incubate them for the next eight months until they're ready to hatch. Wish us luck!"

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" Last night Lute laid our eggs! Three cute eggies! That's right you bastards, we're parents!

Now it's my turn to incubate them for the next eight months until they're ready to hatch. Wish us luck!"

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sketches with St. Peter and Adam 💅💅

I rarely draw in my sketchbook but sometimes when the inspiration comes I overcome my laziness and start drawing hehe~

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yep, it's Adam again

i drew Adam from my AU, but he's almost the same as the original. but he has freckles. i love Adam with freckles <3

art without effects: