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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
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how to make smalltalk with strangers in a hot tub:
- ahh the hot water soothes my open sores
- i have to go to the bathroom so bad but the waters so nice i dont want to get out
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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I鈥橠 CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked
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just learned about the ginkgo trees that survived the nuclear blast in Hiroshima




you cannot kill me in a way that matters
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