leuenbergeria
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you be fucking thankful the "mommy sorry i mean mommy" trend didn't happen during the Hillary campaign
#some of the shit posted during our recent election was fucking rancid. people were using AI to generate memetic weapons#I'm getting a headache just remembering some of the stuff out there
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#the one and only ihop we had here closed quite a while ago.#but it will always live in my mind as the one place where reheating the leftovers made it taste 100x better than the freshly made version#the sirloin tips were truly sublime. they brought a tear to my eye
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Today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday.
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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack
#it's so funny how tumblr doesn't know that Paddington Bear was a general during the Ecuadorian-Peruvian War#look it up. it's true. he had to escape after a failed coup
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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
#someone bragged to my mother that their son had gotten married by 18 and was expecting a child by 20.#I'm so chronically online that I sometimes forget I live in the third world and people see this as desirable actually#although to be entirely fair I'm pretty stunted myself. didn't leave my house by myself until I was 18 and I haven't had my first kiss yet
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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happy neil banging out the tunes day!
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i'll go with you anywhere
(compilation under the cut)
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if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw
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suddenly i’m into rugby
#I managed to catch a rugby match when I was in Ireland and wow. this is just the cherry on top.#👀👀👀
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#man where do I even begin.#compilations: World Super Tek Taisen Quatrieme and SuperS#single artist albums: End of an Empire by Celldweller. Blood Sweat and Makina by M-PROJECT. MIXPEED ACTION by Kobaryo.#Bit Shoujo Komputer by Bokusatsu Shoujo Koubo. The Process of Belief and The Empire Strikes First by Bad Religion.#and many others whose names I've forgotten and am too lazy to search for. I have a GIGANTIC library.#anyways yes.
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Been seeing a lot of posts i want to unleash the scarab on 🪲
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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
#don't think I'm autistic or anything but. I tried out the party/club lifestyle for a few months and it gave me an anxiety disorder 😔#(it was just a collaborating factor not like. the whole reason or anything. ahehehe.)
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