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Remus: we need to talk.

Sirius: is this about the knife in the toaster?

Remus: ...it is now.

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Regulus, getting worked up: You come into MY house—

James: This is our house!

Regulus: —and you take MY hoodie?!

James: This is my hoodie!

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Remus adjusting Sirius’s collar or sleeves before class, completely unaware he’s doing it, like it’s instinct. Sirius never tells him because it makes his heart do weird things.

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Remus: Dating a Black is hard

Remus: So I’ve started a support group

Remus: it’s just me right now, but once James stops pretending he’s not sneaking out every night to sleep with Regulus I’ll give him an invite

Remus: We meet once a week in the library.

Remus: By we, I mean me, but I don't let Sirius come. I do it whilst Quidditch practice is on so that Sirius is busy.

Remus: May have to rethink the time when James joins

Remus: I’m considering reaching out to Ted Tonks

Remus: But I’d rather die than include Lucius and Rabastan

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what is the truth

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marauders as things my friends have said:

regulus: i was going to slap you but then i realized you might actually cry and i just can’t handle that right now

sirius: *mid remus rant* …what??

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Barty: So, Dom or Sub?

James: I guess Dominos since I don’t really eat Subway. I don’t really see why you’d put them in the same category though.

Barty:

Regulus: Barty please stop

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Sirius: Moony! I need a favor.

Remus: I'm not kissing you again.

James: Kissing?!

Peter: AGAIN?!

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u cant tell me lily would not be obsessed with pride and prejudice. like she loves that book to death

remus however is a picture of dorian gray person all the way

evan would definitely like crime and punishment thats right up his alley

mary would be IN LOVE WITH the hunger games trilogy (VALID)

regulus would adore edgar allan poe's works

dorcas would absolutely love the seven husbands of evelyn hugo

sirius would love hamlet. like he would love the plot solely driven by teenage angst and murder

barty would definitely like the silent patient and like psychological thriller books

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Sirius probably wondered out loud if he should cut his hair short once and Remus definitely took it as a personal offence.

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tower fics are so back baby

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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lee killed his dad because his dad hit kayla.

maren killed sully because sully stabbed lee.

marens mum tried to kill maren because she thought she’d made a mistake birthing her.

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Guys I’m so sorry but they are a long lost wolfstar variant lmao

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Petition to have a thunderbolts* TV show cause we need to see all the low stakes missions and normal life stuff they do in the tower, just like 2012 avengers era golden age of mcu fanfiction

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rosier twins bickering (i love them, your honour)

evan, showing off his outfit: okay, how do i look?

pandora, without looking up: old

evan: dora, we’re the same age

pandora: i wear it better.