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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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Someone commented on my fan fic saying they wanted to know what happens next.
Instead of replying, I wrote the first two chapters of a sequel I wasn't planning to write, then tossed and turned ALL night hallucinating the rest of the story. Wrote an outline for the remaining chapters when my alarm went off and I abandoned any attempt to sleep.
Chained smoked cigarettes in the parking lot before heading into work.
The power of comments, folks! 😅
#fan fic writing#fan fiction#fan fic author#ao3#I think its gonna be a good one at least?#Honestly Im killing it today.#Had my problem child employee come to my office 1st thing#Couldn't work out why his timesheet had so many hours#Dumb fuck had leave and time worked imput for all last week#I kindly and patiently explained that to him without calling him a dumn fuck once#I AM KILLING IT!
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Someone needs to tell them to sit their neuro-white-bread-eating ass down and STFU!
question for autistic people (from a self-diagnosed autistic person)
do you find the term "autist" offensive? i saw it online a while ago and i find it funny, i've used it to refer to myself more than once, but i'm pretty sure it's origins are derogatory?? and i never see it get brought up in the "autistic person vs person with autism" debate so idrk
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question for autistic people (from a self-diagnosed autistic person)
do you find the term "autist" offensive? i saw it online a while ago and i find it funny, i've used it to refer to myself more than once, but i'm pretty sure it's origins are derogatory?? and i never see it get brought up in the "autistic person vs person with autism" debate so idrk
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I would love to see Battinson, — Victorian vampire thrown into modern times, Gotham royalty baptised in blood and poor social skills, ‘Count Dracula but make it vogue’, — have a Harvey.
These two dancing around eachother in the vicious loop of ‘wait, you’re flirting with me?’ ‘Have been for a decade, but thanks for noticing’, and ‘kiss your doomed bros good night’ is amazing.
But also? You would never guess they’ve been married for YEARS.
Dent, justice in putrefaction, one foot on the law’s neck, one hand holding fate at gunpoint, somehow bagged Wayne.
Who, questionable adoption habits and eyeliner application aside, is THE prettiest motherfucker in the tri-state.
Seriously. Dick saw someone drive straight into a traffic light when Bruce walked him to school.
He’s seen a lot of weird shit in Gotham.
By far the weirdest was seeing Bruce, current foster father, who once cried because Dick told him ‘good job!’ for not burning eggs, talking his husband out of committing a felony.
Because Dick got an ‘F’ on his essay about birds.
Harvey, tucking a gun in his waistband, mutters angrily, — thought, sometimes Dick believes there’s a third party involved, cause Harvey’s right handed, but he only shoots with his left.
“I would love to see Belinda climb a fucking tree for two hours looking for feathers.”
Bruce, voice like a pianist singing in the rain, arms crossed, patiently cocks his head, eyes dark and doe eyes and eyelashes dagger sharp. “Harv.”
And Harvey? Folds. Immediately. Like a napkin with blood stains on it. It’s actually kind of embarrassing.
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100% normalize yellow, crooked, everything out side of the thin margin of "normal."
But can we also start publicly shaming parents who comment on their children's bodies. Its just shitty.
Its universally acknowledged that comments like that from a stranger, friend, or lover would be rude.
Why is it not beyond rude from people who are supposed to love you unconditionally?
Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.
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Brennen is so used to Ally's absolutely insanity in the dome, they start talking about worms making silk and he just yes-and's the fuck out of it.
Olethra gifts Marya the greatest symbol of hope... a terrarium of silkworms! 🐛🐛🐛
Watch this episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! on Dropout
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Fucking Wheelwell. He's so hot!

Cloudward, Ho!
Episode 3: Secrets at the South Pole Station
Parodying Scooby Doo, which is perfect for a group stealth check.
Episode 2 || Episode 4
EDIT: On my Ko-fi for all supporters is the HD download of this image.
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“I feel safe with you.”
Something Deadpool would only say in his mind because that reveals more vulnerability or seems more intimate than just saying “I love you.”
Safety is necessary especially for Deadpool so I thought if a shapeshifter ever try and fool him that they’re Spider-Man, he would know immediately. Maybe not immediately, but his body would react to it faster than his mind could explain why he suddenly don’t like “Spider-Man’s” touches, how he smiles, how his lips felt weird, how weird he says his name. This dude says Wade in the same voice yet it was in a different tone, it almost sounded different or alien to him. It’s not scratching the right parts in his brain and he has no idea why.
But his body does, because his body knows where he feels safe and he knows this isn’t his home. This isn’t the one he had been waiting for hours to have a bite with in the rooftop. This ain’t the same guy who he adored and respected, and he is deeply offended someone tried or thought they could fool the diehard fan of Spider-Man who made so much fanfics and fanarts of him (even have patreon for it too).
And so, Deadpool will listen to his guts and grab his guns because no one, no one in this world could ever replace the only person he ever felt safe with and survive after pulling that prank on him. And maybe one day, he’d be able to say, “I feel safe with you” instead of beating around the bush and say I love you when that isn’t really enough to really express everything he felt about him.
“I feel safe with you” is such a dorky thing to say. Deadpool thinks it’s cringe, weird and kinda crazy to say to someone yet at the same time he wishes Spider-Man knows that.
Then again, that’s probably why he’s a hero because… that’s exactly what heroes provide. They provide safety. And god, that is exactly what Deadpool has craved for as long as he could remember.
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oh van grew up eating exclusively hardtack and married a chef? they retired to run a pub together with a tasting menu and plentiful aioli? he gave her a comfort and softness she never had? I’m fine.
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Didn't expect this dialogue with Clex😭😭
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more than 3 months being my good boy 🐶💖🐶(Azumiiip)
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