leviwhitmore

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@lana_jameson: @leviwhitmore mke sure to note down abt my radiant n lusciously flowing locks or they'll know ur lying

@lana_jameson: @leviwhitmore LEVI!!!!! THT WAS CONFIDENTIAL

@leviwhitmore: @lana_jameson will be right in there with your demonic glowing eyes

@leviwhitmore: @lana_jameson THE WORLD DESERVES TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR ENGAGEMENT YOURE PRACTICALLY THE QUEEN OF FAR FAR AWAY

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📱 bj

aj: unfortunately no

aj: my ass texted you that, not sure what it means. seems like code?

levi: you buttcheeks are so talents, you should go in the olympics with a talent like that

levi: ill translate: levi you are so beautiful and i choose you as my god

levi: truly a 100% approved translation

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📱 aj more like bj

aj: aoiejpoq3489qwji9786iuyrtjy8u9

aj: ignore. that thanks

levi: did you have a minor epileptic fit

levi: xxx

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@lana_jameson: @leviwhitmore GROSS levi get oot ah me sight!!!!!! (read in the accent of willie the groundskeeper from the simpsons for no reason other than the fact i'm wearin a tartan skirt)

@lana_jameson: @leviwhitmore anyways i'm not cut out 4 romance so jot that down!!!

@leviwhitmore: @lana_jameson ill make sure to remember that in my report about you

@leviwhitmore: @lana_jameson im sure you have a diary with mrs lana shrek written on it somewhere

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@lana_jameson: in the mood 2 eat a whole mango in my underwear on a hammock n daydream abt the moon being a cute n mysterious girl i make out w every thursday when dawn breaks!!!

@leviwhitmore: @lana_jameson you're a hopeless romantic, dont let anyone stop you

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ohdearophelia:

“Come on, take off your shoes, dance with me!” the tiny brunette exclaimed, cheeks flushed from exertion and just a little too much wine as she spun round and round.

“Take my shoes off?” he asked with a perplexed expression, taking a large sip from his glass as he stood observing the girl. “I’d need another bottle before I even considered exposing my feet to the disease infested floor. ”

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masoncvsh:

“Alright, so this bench is officially occupado,” Mason said, pushing his bag to the other end with his foot as yet another person tried to sit down where he was obviously trying to get a nap in before his next class. “I’m not driving home just to drive back in an hour for my class,” he mutters adjusting himself on the bench once more.

“And you somehow think that I’m going elsewhere?” he said, pushing the others bag to floor as he sat. “Get a coffee instead of lying on a bench like a homeless man.”

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chaseftw:

“begging looks sad,” chase started looking over to him. “but you know what i could use some good karma.” he stated handing the dude his change from getting himself his own drink. “have at it.”

Levi stared at him with a blank expression till he was finished speaking, eyes moving to the change in his hand. Coughing into the money, his eyes remained bored as he dropped the money into Chase’s drink. “That was a social experiment, you failed,” he said emotionlessly, flicking out a hundred dollar bill and placing it on the counter. “For everyone, except him.” He offered a brief smile. “How’s that for karma?”

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📱 satan

bradley: oh shit i didn't realise last night at urs i literally voted for dayn to die using a MEME

bradley: what the fuck how high was i

bradley: i just got a note shoved under my door calling me a callous bitch i'm

bradley: laighing so hard fcuk

bradley: bit unfortunate

levi: wtf hahahahaha

levi: was that even real

levi: oops

levi: its full a on apocalypse war zone

levi: you've been burned !!!!

levi: so bad but s ofunny

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Levi had donned a simple outfit for the evening, all black, sticking with the festive theme. Finishing the last few drags of his cigarette, he flicked it to the ground and carried on till he came to a drinks stand. With one in near sight, he approached slowly before dramatically stumbling forward. “So...thirsty,” he breathed out his lie with a rasp, before letting himself feign a fall back and bumping into someone’s arms with hope they’d buy him one. “Oh my...god...my hero...”

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📱fuckwell

max: jesus... poetic

levi: jesus and poetic...two fine compliments....practically calling me a god

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📱 satan

bradley: pls can u come over with a tub of aloe vera bc my ass has been spanked red raw by society fr being a harlot

bradley: "what a strange yet relateable feeling" me when a guy i was abt to fuck told me he wanted to bite my ass into 11 sections

bradley: coffee is boring n shit. there. i said it. don't talk to me unless u drink the blood of ur enemies in a china teacup every morning

levi: people dont understand the fundamentals of living your life. ill be right there with a prada glove to heal ur sins

levi: i hope you told him yes and then bit back just as hard

levi: you know i drink in nothing less than china and crystal glass...honestly who do you think i am? a peasant... a whore from the street? HMMM!!!

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📱fuckwell

max: you have so much faith in me. why wouldn't it?

levi: you two are like a supernova and a black hole combining to make some supernatural event

levi: its magical and dangerous

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📱fuckwell

max: what can i say? the world we once knew has been altered

levi: will it last...who knows...find out next time

levi: youre doing well

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you scalped me once and it was great

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stinky boi

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

[leviwhitmore]

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.