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@ danny phantom fandom
are yall like. okay
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Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasnât too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like âhey⌠i think⌠i died⌠and now Iâm in a parallel universe⌠and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universeâ and he was just kinda like âalright, you do thatâ. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like âdamn⌠why are there so many of you⌠thereâs like 5 many of youâ and she was just kinda like âalright, you do thatâ.
Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like âhow ya feeling sonâ in the dadliest way possible and I was like âMAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE IâM STARVEDâ so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say âIâm good I can do thisâ and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler âWHATS UP FUCKSâ to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.
So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says âhey are you going to order or whatâ. Keep in mind Iâm on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say âshush man Iâm trying to do fruit scienceâ, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said âyeah give me a smooth regularâ which for the uninitiated, isnât actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the âboostedâ smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made âlightning noisesâ.
So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says âhow ya feelin?â. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say âthereâs these fuckin⌠tiny sheep in my headâ which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).
Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldnât find the status update bar) that read: âi just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juiceâ
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Reject that reality and substitute our own is my favorite line I use it all the time
Phantom Planet and Livinâ Large are canon, but we can and will reject that reality and substitute our own
Are you with me on this my king?
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hi this is the last time iâm participating in the Phandom Shitpost Discourse⢠and i leave you with this:
people are having fun making these shitposts and theyâre not hurting anybody. the inside jokes tend to flood the tag but it looks to be the same group of people who reblog those kinds of things from what iâve seen (and i canât be 100% sure about this cause i really havenât been here that long), and most of it are jokes that disappear within a few weeks. the lexxpocalpyse for example ended last week and we havenât had any parody blogs since - the new phantom planet blogs donât count since theyâre not actually blogs parodying another person, theyâre just (i think some of them, at least) satirical blogs about the âmost hated episode.â
personally i prefer the new kind of content (fluff and shitposts and just lighthearted stuff) cause it gave me the motivation to step out of my shell and actually talk to people within the phandom, and it led to me making a lot of good friends. iâve been in fandoms that were so focused on Good Content⢠24/7 that i could never find the confidence to post my own stuff.
not only that, i know a lot of people donât like the angst because of anxiety or other mental issues, and while iâve never been diagnosed with any of that, i prefer the fluff because itâs therapeutic to me and helps calm me down after a long day. itâs why i never really draw angst, and when i do i feel lowkey really awkward lmao.
i canât speak for the rest of the phandom but for me, the memes have made it easier to have my voice heard. it gives smaller content creators a chance to grow.
obviously thereâs a problem with smaller artists not shitposting never really getting their art recognized. thereâs still loads of dp content that isnât shitposts, i think people tend to overlook that, but itâs true a lot of it are by bigger artists.
so how do we fix the problem? how do you get what you want on your blog? how do you reintroduce âtraditionalâ dp content back after all the memes?
reblog and comment, donât just like, smaller artistsâ posts. chances are people are memeing because they know itâs an easy way to get recognized, so if you want to see more ânormalâ art, you gotta support artists that do it and let them know itâs okay. and if you really canât find anything, youâre either gonna have to make it yourself or leave the fandom. you have no obligation to be here and if all youâre doing is starting drama instead of actually doing something and showing love to the people you want to see more of, are you even enjoying yourself anymore?
one last thing:Â
are y. are yâall fucking serious with. with harassing people?? like??? a few shitposts arenât that big a deal. thereâs been little to no angst. people certainly arenât forcing anyone to look at something, and i guarantee you we know how to blacklist things.
you have no right to accuse people of being p*dophiles for the few mistakes of a few in the phandom. you have no right to come into someoneâs ask and send them death threats. there are jokes, and then thereâs real life, and it can be hard to differentiate between the two, i know, but please be mindful of how you word your posts so people understand when youâre joking and when youâre not.
i donât ever want to hear about someone full on attacking a member of the phandom for having fun. the lexxpocalypse wasnât one personâs fault, a bunch of people jumped on it and had fun with it. the tidepocalypse started off as just one blog too and if people choose to make more, thatâs their choice, and they shouldnât be condemned for going along with a meme. seriously.Â
there have been loads of posts made about reassurances on whether the something-pocalypses are fine with the person being parodied/most involved, and so far no one who has been majorly involved has directly come forward to say stop. and i 100% believe most would stop if told because iâve talked directly to most of these people and theyâre all genuine, funny, and only in it for the meme. those that choose to be an asshat can literally just be blocked. this is the internet for christâs sake, you can choose what to filter.
tl;dr: support smaller artists. if you donât like what the phandom makes, make your own content and block the people you donât want to see. blacklist tags. leave the phandom if you have to. but donât ever bully someone for something thatâs meant to be entirely harmless.
anyway, thatâs my Hot Take of the day. donât message me about this topic again please unless someoneâs harassing you about it, in which case i will gladly throw hands with that person.
iâm just here to enjoy the show and the people who love it, too.
(and if this is affecting you in a negative way, whichever side youâre on, please take some time to yourself and recharge. your health is more important than a stupid fandom, okay? <3)
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Hello everyone! If youâre like me, youâre acutely aware of the almost absurd amount of talent our little half-dead Phandom has. From the excellent musicians to the superb artists, the impressive cosplayers and fascinating memers, Iâm constantly amazed by just how much skill so many of the phans have.Â
Of course, letâs not forget my personal group; the fanfiction authors. Thereâs so many absolutely amazing concept creators and authors amongst us, so I thought, âwhy donât we make them fight?â After all, what brings people closer than a fight club?
Nah, Iâm kidding. Mostly.
What is Phic Phight?
Phic Phight is an event for Danny Phantom Fanfiction authors that is loosely inspired by Art Fight. In Art Fight, the participants are split into two teams, and score points for their team by drawing the opposing teamâs OCs! Weâll be doing something similar.Â
Every participant will be able to create up to four prompts based on their fics or fic ideas and will be randomly assigned to either Team Human or Team Ghost. Team Ghost will have access to the prompts the members of Team Human wrote, and Team Human will have the same with Team Ghostâs prompts! Youâll get points with each fic you write, and whichever team has the most points at the end of the month wins!
When is Phic Phight?
Officially, Phic Phight will be from April 1st - 30th, 2019. You have until 11:59 pm PST on March 24 to join. After that, Iâll be in contact with everyone whoâs joined with more information on their team, the prompts theyâll be working with, and the final decision on prizes.
How do we get points?
For every 10 words you write of a prompt, youâll get 1 point. For every Phic you complete, youâll be granted an additional 5 points.Â
Weâll be keeping track of which prompts have had the most Phics, whoâs written the most, and which team gets the most points!
What should our prompts look like?
Your prompts should be a short, 1-2 sentence summary of one of your fics or fic concepts. You will be required to submit at least two, but can do up to four if youâd like.Â
Donât worry about duplicates of ideas, but please be sure to include any ships or trigger warnings that apply at the end of your summary. AUs are fine as long as they are widely known, such as the Reverse Trio AU, a coffee shop AU, or an electric core Danny AU.
Due to the controversy surrounded them, prompts where a minor and adult are shipped together are not permitted in this event. Prompts that crossover with another fandom, have a heavy focus on original characters, or AU prompts that rely on intense worldbuilding known only to the author that cannot be simplified to fit the summary limit are also not permitted. If there is a problem with one of your prompts, Iâll let you know and give you a chance to alter it.
I have another question!
We have an FAQ, where I give some more in-depth explanations about the specifics of this event in addition to example prompts. If youâre still confused, feel free to ask me! ^-^
I like it! How do I join?
Fill out this form HERE. Iâll be in contact after the 24th with more information!
We have our own channel on the DP Fanfiction Palace Discord, which you can access by requesting the Phic Phighter role after you join! If youâd like easy quick and easy access to any updates, this is the place to be! The link to it is right HERE!
Have a great day, everyone, and I hope to see you in the Phic Phight! <3
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Daniel Memes
News Anchor: Danny Phantom, can we ask about how you died?
Danny, a meme loving millennial:
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danny phantom in a "don't ask me about my disability or my mortality" shirt
Iâve had this ask for a long time and forgot about it
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Learn
Lime peel and lime juice contains an agent that can make your skin highly photosensitive. This sensitivity can cause swelling, blisters, sunburn, etc, if an effected part of the skin is exposed to UV light. Â
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Youâre not just on the run- Your face is plastered over every TV, smartphone, and newspaper. Youâre the most wanted criminal in the country, because you broke the laws of physics.
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I forgot to post this piece I made for @goingghostphanzine like several months ago
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Sure Danny Fenton can turn into a ghost but when I do it Iâm âscaring the neighborsâ and âtearing this family apart.â
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/<\ =3
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Bitch lemme help kill lexx
Sad news everyone, I have to kill @lexosaurus for this travesty:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/osauruslex/which-iconic-episode-of-danny-phantom-are-you-cxfw6skkhc?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&quiz_result=122414171_365415989#122414171
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Wtf. Thereâs so much here. Their eyebrows arenât transparent. Super Danny looks like a creep. Fun Danny looks like heâs looking at ice cream.
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Jazz: Danny are you okay? You seem dead on your feet today
Danny: Awfully bold of you to assume I was alive in the first place
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but can NICKELODEON CANCEL THIS???????????????
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