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i make a game out of reading fanfiction and pinpointing the exact moment i can tell the author read homestuck

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp

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This line from lysandres wiki is so funny his motivations are truly incomprehensible

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yt keeps recommending me shorts of adults fighting over pokemon cards and this dude got the custom juggalo venusaur jersey omg ?

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you see a red-bellied woodpecker and learn that it's called that and go "that's weird, seems like it should be called a red-headed woodpecker given that the amount of red on its belly is WAY less prominent than the red on its head"

and then you learn that there's already a red-headed woodpecker and you see it and you go "oh wait no THAT is a red-headed woodpecker. for sure. no doubt. my bad."

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hmm this post doesn't make sense when I skim key words and assign them the first values that pop into my head. op must be stupid.

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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...oh jesus, it's a week away

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meanwhile im only part way through act 1 but susie is already better than every character from the first game

listen i maintain that undertale is absolutely terrible and i regret every second i spent forcing myself through it but

i am enjoying what little i've played of deltarune so far

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I think genuinely it comes down to writing - I feel UT's writing gets in the way of how the game wants to be played, and as a result it doesn't succeed in the swings it takes. Which, honestly, fine! I can respect that! I can even enjoy games like that! But in those cases it comes down to either gameplay or characterization, and i just genuinely hate papyrus so much i find him so fucking insufferable and he's a solid half of the dialogue 😮‍💨

listen i maintain that undertale is absolutely terrible and i regret every second i spent forcing myself through it but

i am enjoying what little i've played of deltarune so far

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listen i maintain that undertale is absolutely terrible and i regret every second i spent forcing myself through it but

i am enjoying what little i've played of deltarune so far