lexkimmey

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Yaaaaas

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Yeah just leave out half the story, like slapping me

This is what finals does to college students

I walked to class with @lexkimmey today and as I was saying bye she started screaming the my beard was fake and a clip on. A decent amount of people walked by and did not react at all. It went on a few minutes with out anyone doing anything before I finally just left

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You know me too well @toamke

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GOOODBYEEE

darth mail

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Dead.

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I love how groups of friends will end up adopting a group name. like wether it’s something just like “squad” or “meme team” an inside joke or something. and you’ll just refer to the group like one unit like “hey, the meme team is coming over,” and people will just know who that means. I love it. I love these little gangs filled with good pals.

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I can attest that the answer is: Yes

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Name: Rachelle Time and date: 9:55 PM, June 4, 2015 Average hours of sleep a night: Fuck, uh, probably somewhere between 5 and 11?????? i honestly have no idea Last thing I googled: immortals lyrics Nickname: Shellie, among others Birthday: September 1 Gender: Cis-gendered female Sexual orientation: Heterosexual? Bisexual? Somewhere between there Height: 5′2.75″ Favorite color: Purple One place that makes me happy: Home How many blankets do i sleep under: usually 1 or 2, sometimes 5 Favorite movie: Kingsmen: The Secret Service What I’m wearing right now: Garnet FSU Honors Student Association T-shirt and jean short shorts Last book you read: A textbook for one of my classes probably Most used phrase(s): I dunno (an actual phrase), hullo, what’s up?, how’re you doing, you fucker (endearingly), etc. First word that comes to mind: tried to think of a word, got an entire inner monologue debating if “uh” counts as a word instead. What I last said to a family member: “Done.” (in regards to making sure my brother was okay after CRASHING HIS MOTORCYCLE) Favorite beverage: A warm chai tea latte Favorite food: Boiled dinner Last movie I watched in theaters: Avengers: Age of Ultron Dream Vacation: I will never have an answer for this Dream Wedding: refer to Dream Vacation Dream pet:  E V E R Y T H I N G (except spiders, those creep me out ;-; ) Dream Job: Counseling psychologist

I tag: girlsdontplaypercussion, conductingbassclarinet, princessofbadassery, reddeadtremor, wiredelta annnnnd nonegenderwithleftbeef. srry.

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Starring chewableninja as the most adorable person to grace the earth and NYCC.

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toamke captainkiara reddeadtremor

Biceptual curls – Korra style!

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long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

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I laughed way harder at this than I should have

Good lord.

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Nooooooooooooooooo

Fun story time! I’m in the middle of getting a job that doesn’t allow me to have facial hair so I’m shaving of my beard right now. However because I haven’t use my razor in a while I didn’t realize it wasn’t fully charged so it died in the middle of shaving leaving my with this. And while I wait for it to fully charge again I’m actually starting to like this look. Someone help me!

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I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

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Lmfao

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”