lexlurks

[lexlurks]

The fact that GLaDOS drops Chell off in a post apocalyptic world but we never get to see canon rugged post apocalyptic survivor Chell has harrowed me for 7 years. That is like the one reason I wanted a Portal 3. I NEED to see her timeskipped with 20% more stress induced gray hairs, and a rifle, and tattered jacket, and bandaged hands, and chilling and cooking a rotisserie headcrab over a fire in her impromptu camp with like her long stretch of chain reaction physics based traps surrounding it, and she is using the companion cube as a bench. I know she has the will to carve it out, out there

[lexlurks]

atarted metroid dread a few days ago and ive had the most violent chell fixation for over a year you know what that means

coming up with chell post canon scenarios is really fun what if GLaDOS's deleted line about the timeskip being 50000 years is true and chell slept through the combine and now shes in metroid . anyways

these 2 are just shitposts idk

[lexlurks]

I love how sometimes when people are making Half-Life fan content they will have The Squad(tm) + Chell

like Chell's the kid on the playground with no friends so they just kinda adopted her into their group?? Like she's still sitting in silence but now she's got a bunch of idiots sitting around her and she occasionally makes silent eye contact with Gordon to make sure he's also hearing this shit