A local bar just started making these. Yes, it’s a Tide Pod shot.
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if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore
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22 Heartwarming Illustrations Show That Love Is In The Small Things You can be in the same room without having to do everything together..
If you like these heartwarming images, you can find her book on Amazon.
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35 Tumblr posts that will rip a hole in your brain.
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If prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, cartoonist reposting his Halloween cartoon must be a close second.
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so leave me out of it.
Because i don’t think ‘love’ really matters all that much.
We’re supposed to walk away from breaks ups,
and wait for the our next ‘true love’,
which is just honestly someone who tries to convince you they’re worth hanging around.
Gifts, or good conversations,
I guess it’s all valuable
until it’s not,
then you move on.
Love isn’t love.
It’s just comfortable,
just warm in the lungs.
A stranger to share a bed, a meal, a tragedy, our best,
but i’m over dedicating all of my heart
to ‘nothing’ but unrest,
because I’m replaced,
and that’s considered a ‘success’
because I was taught to scribble names on the wall
and the next girl does it just as well
and fills that gap
–anyone really so you’re not alone
so he has bad breath
and he calls too much
so he’s got no job
and his ex is still around
forgive and accept
“LOOOVE” into your heart,
so your parents are happy,
so your life is easier,
so your bills are lighter,
so the chase is over.
let some fucking stranger boss you around
because love is the most important thing in our lives
why did I try so hard if it wasn’t to impress a man?
convince them to love me back!
Sell myself!
marriage, children!
and why will i continue to forgive him
when he hurts me,
lies to me,
sleeps with other women,
BECAUSE LOVE
LOVE IS A POWERFUL FORCE, AMANDA
LOVE WILL SET YOU FREE
LOVE IS MORE POWERFUL THAT ANYTHING
ANY NEGATIVE FEELINGS
SO FORGIVE your man
in the sake of all that is beauty!
until he leaves, and you must accept this
because don’t worry
he wasn’t ‘the one’
Next time!
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SiNgLe #1
"I want to wake up next to someone I love in the morning"
*buys body pillow"
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