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lhysahchristoopher · 5 years
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Grow some balls and say how you feel directly and stop wasting your own time thinking about shoulda coulda wouldas.
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lhysahchristoopher · 5 years
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Whisper “cum for me” in her ear every time she orgasms so she knows who that orgasm belongs to
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lhysahchristoopher · 5 years
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the avengers didn’t do shit for five whole years and then scott lang shows up with a plan and gets everyone working and by the end of the week thanos is dead, and y’all are giving tony stark all the credit? or captain america? or black widow? or anyone other than scott? scott lang was the mvp of endgame dont @ me.
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We went from “don’t take candy from strangers” to “what’s wrong with sleeping around with people we don’t know and met online through an app?”
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lhysahchristoopher · 6 years
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Bill Murray Crashes Bachelor Party, Gives Awesome Speech 
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lhysahchristoopher · 6 years
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[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you
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lhysahchristoopher · 6 years
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“One of the true tasks of true friendship is to listen compassionately and creatively to the hidden silences. Often secrets are not revealed in words, they lie concealed in the silence between the words or in the depth of what is unsayable between two people.”
— John O'Donohue, Anam Cara 
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lhysahchristoopher · 6 years
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Priorities done right. By Hai Nguyen Thuy
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lhysahchristoopher · 6 years
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I am an adult with adult responsibilities and my own adult bank account and an adult shopping list and everything. But if I find a children’s picture book that I like, I am 100% going to buy it with my adult money and read it in my adult house all by my adult self.
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@itviyvh_
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