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text ❓ liamon

Liam: There's no reliable proof that today really is Saturday. We all just blindly trust that nobody's miscounted.

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text 💬 leese

Liam: Did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

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text 💬 lially

Liam: Would I be right in guessing that you're the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster?

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text 💬 romiam

Liam: I’m 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas.

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text 💬 liliam

Liam: What would you say if I suggested we get a puppy?

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text 💬 bayou babes 🐸

Liam: I guess my company doesn’t interest you anymore. I ain't seen either of my sisters in months 😢

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text 💬 liamon

Lemon: I think this sounds like a case for ghostbusters or a priest, not little ol me! Unless it was a good choir like sound then idk maybe it's a job for Mama Odie?

Liam: Does Mama Odie do exorcisms? Or whatever I'd need for this kinda thing. Wait, what would a bad choir sound like?

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text 💬 criam

Liam: Gonna preface this by saying I'm not jealous, but it's really hard to see how often the close sibling dynamic is played out on tv when hardly that ever happens in real life. Most siblings wanna kill each other or just never talk to each other ever.

Liam: Again, not jealous.

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text 💬 liamon

Liam: Last night was... interesting. I mean, it started out normal, I was just finishing up some editing at the studio, but when I started the playback, there was this weird high pitched noise. Not like a ringing, more like a choir? But when I went back to play it again, I couldn't find it. So either I'm crazy or the studio is haunted.

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TEXT # GUILIAM

Guillermo: Do you think Jia and Lily would be down for a Monopoly double date? I've always wanted to have one, mostly because it sounds like it could get kind of intense!

Liam: Man, don't think I've played Monopoly in years! Not sure if I even really remember all the rules lol but yeah I don't see why they wouldn't be. Maybe we should ask?

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If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

I’m gonna be devotin’ the entire day to my girlfriend, @lilyofthegoth.

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text 📲 leau

Beau: Hopefully! I'm glad to hear it's going well for you, man. Just don't forget to get some rest when you can.

Liam: It's only goin' so well because of how hard everyone's been working. But yeah, I'm glad too. What you been up to lately?

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text 📲 romiam

Romeo: I honestly think you'd look like a lumberjack and not in a good way but you're welcome to try and prove me wrong. Best case scenario is nothing happens, worst case scenario is all the girls stuck thirsting after you will be freed if it looks atrocious.

Liam: All the girls stuck thirsting after me? What are you talking about?

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text 📲 cassiam

Cassidy: You really went through your musical line up and went 'which one's lame enough to be free on a Saturday night? Let's start with Cassidy?'

Cassidy: Fuck you for being right. I'm in.

Liam: Wow, it wasn't nothing like that. You're free to say no if you'd rather do anything else with your Saturday. I just thought you might like to help test the new mics, is all.

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text 📲 friam

Freddie: You got plans to hire a staff or anything anytime soon? Not saying you need it, you're killing it as is, but might give you a lil more free time to do what you want.

Freddie: Hey, I got other feelings besides just confident all the time. But I'm still in here; just giving myself a lil lag time. Even Beyonce didn't get her first #1 until she'd been in Destiny's Child for two years.

Liam: Just gotta get off the ground, then hiring people can happen. Although if you happen to know anyone that don't mind working for dirt cheap until we get up and runnin', let me know. I ain't ever gonna turn down help.

Liam: Not sayin' you don't got other sides to you, just that I ain't ever seen anything but confidence comin' from ya. Threw me for a loop there.

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text 📲 friam

Freddie: Nah, that's what I got you for. I mean, technically you're my producer and not my manager, but hey, until I find one I like enough, I got you for that.

Freddie: For real, though? I mean, I knew I was gonna be big, but didn't know I was gonna blow up already. Damn, I'm even better than I thought.

Liam: Eh, I guess I can handle the extra work for now. I mean, not like I do much when it comes to your recording anyway. That's all you, no editing required.

Liam: Really? You didn't? Where's the Freddie that's full of confidence? She woulda known that she was gonna blow up quick.

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text 📲 romiam

Romeo: That depends. Can you grow a full on beard? Because that's harder than it looks.

Liam: I ain't ever tried. I keep it trimmed, but never actually tried letting it grow out.