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On a lighter + adjacent note i love dis tweet + these QRTs of it ^_^... literally...

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Anyone else have a young kid?

My 4 year old is just busy. Busy all the time. Right now? She’s counting her magnet tiles. She laying them out in a line across the house. Her nose? Always running. Still, she’s /busy/ right now with those tiles. It’s her magic carpet.

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I’m gonna go play with magnet tiles too.

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hope this explains it

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Ben Doyle should count himself lucky that Adam Chase is such a chill guy because I would have straight up killed him for "have you tried locking in?". Murder in the Austrian countryside. And he would have been justified.

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'i could fix him' well he's already in my wood chipper

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10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

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This is that one restaurant in Chicago that you took me to, @youdothemaph. Unsettling.

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

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Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

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This shoulder shrug is pornographic

Stardust (2007) Dir. Matthew Vaughn

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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

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“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy