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me when im an influencer in doggy world: gooood morning everypuppy welcome back to my awootube channel remember to leave a lick and pupscribe

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petplay but instead of sex you throw a ball for me and I chase it and bring it back and you call me a good boy and pet me sometimes and then you get tired of it so I look at you super sad so you throw the ball a couple more times til I get bored and then we go home and I destroy your couch

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in first grade they tell you "you can be the president", but i cant even get people to follow me on tumblr

i drink and i smoke and i bark and also i play the lottery

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L + ratio + your mom + look to your left + look to your right + your 12 o'clock + 3 o'clock + 6 o'clock + 9 o'clock + rock around the clock tonight + and I want you to find those points of no return, those singularities + those burning rings of fire in the beautiful pupils of the beautiful eyes of the beautiful boy, girl, neither, both, or in-between that you brought with you tonight + and I want you to tell 'em how you really feel + I want you to tell 'em that you love the way they so seamlessly, like-a-dream-fully, so beautifully, oh-so-dutifully jam that square peg in the round hole in their hearts

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WHO ARE YOU

lichen coated boulder make you slip bust ur kneecap

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i still cant keep a straight face while im praying, but i can crack my kneecaps just to please you.

i like you, dont you see? i just like you a little more than me

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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🦇🦇🦇

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how would you feel? (source)

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idc i love being a doggy. when someone calls me a dog its the most gender affirming thing someone could say to me

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sudden buddy

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coming over and shedding half of my hair all over your bed and couch and everything to mark my territory

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would u let me grow on u like moss or no

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hey you can grow on me like moss if you dont have any plans for later

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Sitting around waiting to be messaged and flirted with and paid attention to

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Wet Beast Wednesday

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Lost in the Supermarket