I'm not stupid, just ignorant
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Me: *takes fat sip of H2O*
Me: *sneezes, blasting water everywhere*
Other fucks: *stares at me*
Me: "what? I'm a method actor, and Jonah and the whale is in a month."
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My problem isn't finding happiness.
It's I'm comfortable with the pain.
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Courtesy of lil-bone-malone
Listen up you munchie mother fuckers
.take two pieces of bread
.slap a couple pieces of cheese on them hoes
.slap them yeast clouds together
. Peel any cheese that sticks out of the edges
. Feed scrap cheese to the fuckin birds
.smash that sandwich like you did that girl you met on that fetish website
. Put it in the toaster
. Heat to your liking
. Butter the bread nice and plentiful like
. Eat it like the top shelf pussy
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Me: *watches breaking bad*
Me: "I could sling meth"
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kysmelly is a sly one....
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