liebelesbe

[liebelesbe]

Despite popular belief, smelling bad is not actually a crime and should not be used to judge someone's morality or character. Lots of good people smell stank as hell. Real bad. You can acknowledge that bad smells are unpleasant, and how you might not want to be around someone who stinks (I choose to suck it up personally, just acknowledging it as an option!) without perpetuating a sentiment that causes disadvantaged people to face more harm and scrutiny. Stand up for stinky people I'm being so genuine rn.

[liebelesbe]

Flopped down on the floor next to one of the cats and he was like so surprised like woah you do that too that’s so crazy that we can do things that the other does. I’m gonna try to use your phone now why is my furious swiping not making the buttons work

[liebelesbe]

As far as Pokemon trainers go I'm basically a huge badass. Any kid who enters my line of sight is going to get destroyed by my Pidgey. And if that doesn’t work? I have a second Pidgey with the exact same move set.

[liebelesbe]

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

[liebelesbe]

play toys ?

[liebelesbe]

met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

[liebelesbe]

great minds think of dykes

[liebelesbe]

babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

[liebelesbe]

in the patient's chest cavity with my co-surgeon playing footsie with our scalpels and going omg stoppp lol

[liebelesbe]

posting my roadtrip posts like lalalalalaaa *playing with toys alone*

[liebelesbe]

Roadtrip, fifth stop: Belladoon (Outer Rim)

<previous || next>

Not a lot to say about Belladoon, even though it has a cool name that sounds like Belladonna. I could only find that they used to contribute to the Empire's military. I couldn't even find an official picture, this is from a roleplay wiki. It's along the Veragi Trade Route, so at least there's probably food and stuff there. What's happening on the planet though? No idea.

[liebelesbe]

revealing yourself as monstrous and inhuman and expecting me NOT to fall in love? ok….

[liebelesbe]

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

[liebelesbe]

is it healthy to hop back into bed with your swag still on?

[liebelesbe]

Roadtrip, fourth stop: Dubrillion (Outer Rim)

<previous || next>

Guys, there's an aquarium listed as a point of interest on Dubrillion!!! We're going to an aquarium!!! See cool fishies!!!! Emerald sharks and rainbow fish!!

There's also a superlaser facility. Which isn't as nice.

But we can finally go see something nice!! I'm not doing more research on the political situation, as not to get disappointed. We're going to that aquarium even if it kills us idc 🐠🐟🐡🦈🐙

[liebelesbe]

you poast so goood..... i want you

No you dont. You want the shadows on the wall #bitch

[liebelesbe]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album