#doddie redet

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Toshiro shows up at any point: oooh i like him! :) he's so cool and interesting and-

It's mentioned that he's in love with Falin: *starts growling and barking like a protective dog*

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when soon-to-be parents are like "i hope it's a girl i want to play teaparty with her and put her in cute dresses and teach her how to do makeup and watch disney movies with her 🥰" or "i hope it's a boy so i can teach him how to play baseball/soccer/etc!! 💪" or "i hope it's not a girl, girls are so exhausting and i don't want to deal with all the drama" or "i hope it's not a boy, they're so loud and annoying 😒" sHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! stop stereotyping your kids before they're even born!!!! jfc

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oh right shit I forgor, happy weed legalization day to my fellow germans 🫡

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saw a post that said "I am anti-AI", like nothing specific about it, just AI in general and I could never post something like that because what if one day AI gains sentience and I get in a relationship with a beautiful AI girl and she sees that post on my blog and breaks up with me :^(

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armadillos are the escalators of animals. i assume i won't need to elaborate.

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Falin is my soulmate #confirmed

[ID: The first image is of a young, smiling Falin and a hesitant Marcille walking through the woods, then Falin suddenly dives towards the floor while saying "Grasshopper!", then proudly holds out a Grasshopper towards a screaming Marcille.

The next two images are of Shuro and Marcille in sleeping bags. In the beginning, Falin is fully sitting up and looking at her hand, while Shuro looks at her. There's text, reading: "One day, after we had made camp and were sleeping, I woke up. Farlyn was keeping watch, and I saw that she was looking at something on her finger.". Next is a closeup of her hand with a caterpillar on it, the text continues: "I was wondering what it could be... Then I saw that it was a strangely-colored caterpillar. A normal woman would be looking at it in disgust or screaming...".

Then there's a closeup of her face, looking at the caterpillar more closely, with the text reading: "But she was staring at it, enthralled, almost like it was a precious jewel.". Lastly we see Shuro looking at Falin in awe, as she's gently holding the caterpillar in two hands to look at it's underside, noting that it's female, with the text: "In that very instant, as I gazed upon her profile, I fell in love.". End ID]

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actual earth 11 vs. earth 11 of my dreams

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why am I seeing so many bad takes about body hair recently what's up with that. every time someone stops shaving a fairy gets its wings. btw.

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anyways the Doctor is gay and trans. ofc.

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hate that the german version of Mrs. is just Frau aka Woman. like. why... men get an ok translation for Mr., you couldn't come up with something for women...?

"Mr. [Name]" vs "Woman™ 🫵 [Name]". fucked up

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what if i was a bnuuy,,, and you were a bnnuy,, and we buuny kissed 👉👈

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i love you großes ß <3

um I mean I LOVE YOU GROẞES ẞ!!!!

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kitty showing me her tummy incident, none injured, 12 healed

[ID: Six photos of a tabby cat lying on the floor, her tummy turned towards the viewer. In some of them she seems more playful, in others she's calmly cleaning herself. End ID]

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people start using the big ß (ẞ) challenge 2024 please. 🙏

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Ich kann mir nie merken wofür genau ÖPNV steht... öffentlicher Penis-Nahverkehr. idk.

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The most german thing about me is that I feel SO insulted when somebody wishes me a "happy early birthday". like. how dare you. how DARE you!!!