Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day
[i.d.: a comic with the blu soldier and red demo interspersed with a tweet by kdadshiumi (@/hoshiumisexy).
panel 1: demo, with the eyelander and a decapitated blu body spraying blood. soldier waves at him,and they both look delighted to see each other. it is captioned: "i had a roommate who was a blacksmith"
panel 2 continues: "and he kept a sword under his bed" with soldier looking under a bed to see the eyelander.
panel 3 is demo sitting up in bed, with soldier holding onto him, both in bedclothes. the bed is surrounded by circles of knives pointing towards the bed . captioned: "and just had knives lying around."
panel 4 shows a picture of soldier and demo both looking alarmed by demo's off camera injury that is spurting blood into frame. captioned: "one time he got cut by his sword."
soldier, with demo slung over his shoulder, is running. one of demo's feet is censored with the text "and we had to take him to the ER" written over it.
they are now in red medic's office. demo's foot is patched up with duct tape. soldier holds onto the eyelander for emotional support. it's captioned: "and he was so smug because the doctor was like 'that was a really really sharp knife it cut so cleanly.'" /end i.d.]
What if instead of Papa Louie it was called Papa Freaky. And instead of serving the customers food you. you. I cant finish this post im sorry I cant DO this to myself