I would spend eternity peeling off the white bits of an orange, just so you can enjoy it.
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happy 80th to my beautiful wife
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repaint. hapy birthday ocelor
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Saw this post years ago and I finally finished this hehe
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happy 80th birthday to the cunt king!!!
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The shit twins or somethingsomething
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screenshot i got from the 3rd secret metal gear solid ending! this is crazy!!!!
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If I were Snavid, I would tell Big Boss "Half the time I fought, I was cleaning YOUR mess, the other half I was cleaning YOUR boyfriend's mess and all around I was fighting for my peace and survival but okay."
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Need everyone to get into the Metal Gear Solid series (personal rankings 2 = 5 > 3 > 4 > 1) because at its core it’s about a group of gay autistic men who are unable to sustain a healthy heterosexual relationship with the most insane gay drama between 80% of them.
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"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"
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i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that
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heyyy does anyone wanna be parted from me but never parted, never and always touching and touched???
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we brought your gay little boyfriend back from the dead. happy pride ig
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I started watching Star Trek.
My reaction:
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