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Your soul would taste like a mixture of every citrus fruit.

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Uh? Why? What did I do? Is it a compliment or an insult??

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Opinion on Sanders sides ?

Reason: Well it would be a lie to say we don't enjoy it greatly.

Mania: One of my first hyperfixations!

Curiosity: It's really really fun! I was theorizing on the orange side I remember!

Reason: Yes, I do.

Curiosity: I still wonder, I can't wait for the next episode!

Apathy: In 2 years, maybe.

Reason: It would be right to credit it as the series which most influenced the creation of this blog.

Integrity: Always give credit, people!

Reason: Of course the influence of other media such as Chonny Jash is present.

Mania: Another one of our hyperfixations!

Integrity: I miss the Tally Gall covers but I can't really blame him for it...

Reason: Now, we are unfortunately aware of the flanderization of the sides in the years...

Apathy: We had nothing to do one day and were tired and just binged the entire series noticing how everyone became more and mire simple.

Paranoia: Don't say that we are going to be destroyed!

Curiosity: We still love it though!

Paranoia: Now they'll think we are lying!!!

Reason: If I had to score it... Probably a 7 or an 8, good but flawed... Like most media we consume.

Mania: 1 million!!!! 1 BILLION!

Curiosity: 10!!!

Integrity: 9, perfection is a flawed value that invalidates what makes us human.

Apathy: Huh? I don't know, 6 or something? I don't care.

Paranoia: ...8... It's conforting...

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Logic: We need to sleep, it’s important for our health.

Creativity, Hyperfixation, and PTSD: No!

Logic: Why?!? All of you guys say no, but I want good reason.

Creativity: I had a super cool art idea that I won’t remember in the morning.

Logic: Makes sense. What about you, Hyperfixation?

Hyperfication: We have to finish catching up on The Magnus Archives/Protocol!

Logic: Fine. And you, PTSD? Actual what are you even doing here

PTSD: We have a doctors appointment tomorrow and are gonna have to get a shot and if I’m to tired to put up a fight then it’ll be easier.

Logic: …

Logic: Fine.

Ptsd huh?

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Creativity: I finally figured out our Halloween costume!

Logic: It’s July, we don’t have to work on it for months.

Creativity: Actually we have to start it now or it won’t be done in time.

Logic: What kind of costume takes three months to make?!?

Creativity: The good kind.

Logic: Well what is it?

Creativity: *Holds out a paper with an inky cap inspired costume on it.*

Anxiety: People are gonna think that this is a bad Mother Spore cosplay.

Logic: We’re the only person that we know in real life in that fandom.

Anxiety: I guess…

Creativity: I already bought some of the supplies from the craft store!

Logic: Weren’t we supposed to be doing our math course at the time?

Overstimulation: Right about that, we quit.

Logic: Oh.

Hyperfixation: Did you guys know that origami claws can cut off circulation to your finger tips?

Logic: I’m sorry what?!?

I did not know that actually, thanks Hyperfixation.

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You! Yes you! You are amazing!!!

Oh thank you! I appreciate it and I'm sure you are amazing too!

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Fanfiction

Paranoia: Aaaaaugh!!?

Integrity: ...ew? Ew.

Paranoia: What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

Integrity: Well this is...a fic premise that definitely exists...

Reason: This is why we should have used the exclude filters, they are literally right there for us to use.

Apathy: I didn't have the energy to do all of that work.

Integrity: Let's just scroll past.

Reason: Agreed, the characterisation of their character would hardly fit this situation.

Apathy: Just say that "they wouldn't do that".

Integrity: Also, hypocrisy, we have an au blog with a lot of iffy characterisation.

Curiosity: Wait wait no! Don't you want to know what happens?

Integrity: Not really, we'll regret it.

Curiosity: Too bad! We're reading this.

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Paranoia: No no no no no no!

Integrity: Ew ew ew ew that's vile!

Reason: Just tab out.

...

...

Curiosity: But what happens next? We HAVE to know. Knowledge is power right Reason?

Reason: Ugh... you're right.

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Integrity: Tab out I can't condone this kind of...everything.

Apathy: Sure.

Curiosity: No no! Go back!

Apathy: All right.

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Paranoia: I hated all of that actually

Integrity: Same.

Reason: It was an accurate description of these kinds of actions.

Integrity: It's...true, it wasn't completely bad, the writer made it clear how wrong it was.

Paranoia: Still hated it.

Integrity: The right thing to do now is...leave a Kudos.

Reason: You didn't enjoy it though.

Integrity: I did not...true... but the writing was good you know? I don't like it but I respect it.

Apathy: Sure thing bossman.

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Would just like to say that I really think you're awesome and deserve the world Author

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Aw thank you!

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You should have 6 sides things instead of 5, It's a nicer number.

I agree! So let me present:

Curiosity!

Excited, curious, creative, passionate.

Maybe too curious for his own good...or mine.

Includes morbid curiousity too of course, way too interested in what Reason and Integrity despise.

Mania and him work together to make hyperfixation possible, Reason and him work together to push me to learn more, Apathy and him work together to make me watch 2 hours of iceberg videos, Paranoia and him also work together tk make me watch 2 hours iceberg videos (about creepy stuff)...even Integrity works with him when it comes to some situations.

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Strangers

Paranoia: Somebody is approaching!!

Apathy: ...who gives a fuck?

Reason: Yes, we are on a side walk.

Paranoia: Run away!

Reason: We are not running away just because a stranger is walking on the same sidewalk.

Paranoia: Go on the other side of the road! Look how weird their walking! What if they have an illness of some kind! We-

Integrity: Now now, is that how you should talk about other people? It's not very nice is it?

Paranoia: Still what if they try to kill us! Or kill themselves and incriminate us.

Reason: Well they don't seem to have a weapon on them and they have no reason to do... Any of that.

Integrity: They look so sad too, we shouldn't make them feel worse by avoiding them like the plague.

Paranoia: What if they have the plague!

Apathy: Holy shit who gives a fuck?

Paranoia: I DO!

Reason: They don't have the plague, who nowadays has the plague?

Integrity: Also even if they did is that truly reason to disgust them? They are just a human like us, isn't that what matters in the end?

Reason: Also the plague is much easier to treat with modern medicine so even if they did have it I doubt it would destroy our life.

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(Please ignore the previous one I sent)

I just wanted to say, You're Cool, Author, remember that, okay?

I could write a whole list about why I admire your work, but that would be too long, so sorry 'bout that one.

(you can answer this normally or with mind gang, whatever you're more comfortable with)

- ???

I really appreciate it ??? Truly

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Hyperfixation: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Logic: You good?

Creativity: Oh they’re fine, we just got a new interest and it’s changing our brain chemistry.

Logic: It what?

Creativity: Well not in the literal sense.

Logic: Ah okay… what is it?

Creativity: What is what?

Logic: What’s the interest?

Creativity: Not sure ask them.

Logic: Hey there Hyperfixation, what’s our new interest?

Hyperfixation: Horror!

Logic: Can you be more specific than that?

Hyperfixation: Horror where one character won’t stop admitting to crimes to a tape recorder!

Logic: No, I mean what’s the series?

Hyperfixation: A podcast!

Logic: No, like what’s it called?

Hyperfixation: Magnus Archives.

Logic: See it wasn’t that hard to tell me.

Ah yes, I understand that

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Allowing anon asks, if you present me with an isse I might do an analysis on ut with the...parts

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I was just thinking about the sleep posts and now the only thing running through my brain is the Magnus Archives.

Yeah fair enough

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Excitement: OMYGOD THIS MUSICAL IS SO FUCKINGS BEUTIFUL WE NEED EVERYONE TO HEAR IT ABD LOVE IT AND OMYGOD AASKSSLSNSLSNSLDNFNNFLFNFLFKFLGNMF

Logic: please, its four in the morning please for the love of all good, go to sleep

Excitement: BUT WE HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO DO STUFF NOW, WE CANT JUST WASTE IT LIKE SOME FUCKINGS MORON

Logic: its not wasting time, it's using time to sleep because we need sleep. You know this.

Excitement: well fuck you im switching with Sadness, so have fun with him, you boring asshole

Logic: im too tired for this shit

I see a response to my own Sleep posts

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Introducing Integrity

The others aren't enough to describe everything that happens in my mind, especially when it comes to situations which involve choosing what's right and wrong, that shouldn't rely on Reason.

Empathic, kind, tries to do good, the moral compass.

Emotional, pitying, guilty.

Often alternates between Empathy and Simpathy (Pity) being their guiding force. You'de be surprised by the difference...

Tries his best.

Is closest with Reason as they are the most balanced, dislikes Mania.

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I have more!

*Neighbors are setting off fireworks which is illegal where I live and now it’s almost midnight. A really loud firework explodes and a car alarm starts going off.*

Logic: It’s fine let’s just try and sleep.

Gender Dysphoria: How do we perfectly lay down so that we don’t feel bad?

Creativity: We could-

Logic: Let’s just lay in the most comfortable position an-

*More fireworks go off.*

[Overstimulation has joined the chat.]

Overstimulation: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Logic: Jesus fucking Christ.

Ah yes Overstim... I know that one.