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Yoo I lifted a Good kid Maad city CD yesterday, but my mom found it and suspects I shoplifted it 💔
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Trans is beautiful! Community is resistance!
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borrowing tips 101 💋
6 life saving borrowing tips so that you are guaranteed to get what you want everytime without getting caught! 🫧

1. ALWAYS go with someone - if you go on your own you automatically draw more attention to yourself and having another person there can be more comforting+you can help eachother (remember only do this if you know for sure the person if comfortable with it NEVER borrow when your with someone without consent because they could get into trouble along with you)
2. Stay calm - speaking from experience, if you are constantly looking at security guards and acting suspicious you WILL get caught. It’s all about mindset walk out as you usually would but don’t be too obvious.
3. For beginners - if you are a beginner start off stealing small things for example, candy, cheap lipglosses, charms etc. Trust me it will build more skill and if you get caught the worst they would do is kick you out.
4. Go when it’s busy but not too busy! - when it’s busy there are barely any workers and so many people it’s hard for them to keep up. If somebody who isn’t a worker sees you it’s an 80% chance they won’t snitch, most likely if they are 10-20 ish years old they won’t but older people tend to snitch more often so be careful!
5. Check tags - if the store you are going into has no sensors most likely the security tags won’t matter at all with barcodes you can leave almost any store because they don’t go off but with some items they hide the tag inside of the box so be careful and check before lifting!
6. The most important step, don’t overthink it - when lifting just see what you like and take it, if you like you can check over everything after but do not linger or you will get caught! If you decide you don’t want something anymore still leave with it taking and putting it back is very risky and could get you into trouble just have an “I see it, I like it, I want it , I got it “ mindset.
rules for borrowers
• never borrow from small businesses large chains only!
•do not peer pressure anyone into borrowing
•keep it moderate don’t steal every time you shop
• and the most important of all have fun! xoxo 💋
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what to wear:
jeans with leggings underneath (so things won’t fall out or shove small things in your waistband
bring a bag (not a huge tote bag it’s obvious more like a tote bag or if your in a mall/ shopping area bring a bag from another store (buy something small) to make it look like your just going on a spree
(for female lifters) I recommend push up bras with a crop/low neck top so that it’s easier to shove things in (and the store can’t legally search you if you get caught)
hoodies but it can be kinda obvious
stores to go to:
I recommend going to mini stores from a large chain because half of the time they have a scrawny security guard with 1 to 2 workers there and they won’t be able to stop you
uk stores:
boots
superdrug
primark especially
sephora (not as recommended)
urban outfitters
tkmaxx
brandy melville
(i live in london so if you’re in the uk and don’t have these stores sorry)
us stores:
sephora
ulta
brandy melville
tjmaxx
urban outfitters
hollister
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I 🖤 borrowing from evil big businesses! I fuck capitalism in the ass ;3
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Does anyone have any advice on how to leave my hiatus and start being a shoplifting queen (gender neutral) again??? Unfortunately I'm getting a nervous nowadays after I nearly got caught
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I got caught lifting from the school cafeteria and now I can never go back there again 💔💔
#i was hungry and didnt have money but that was still lowkey stupid#lifting tips#borrowing#borrowers#liftblr#lyftblr
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It will never not shock me how most trans people in the West nowadays look down on DIY HRT and treat it like an insanely dangerous/shady thing to do, as if trans people haven't done DIY since taking hormones was a thing. DIY is flawed, sure, but it kept our community alive throughout decades. The trans elders yall look up to? Most of them were doing DIY to survive. And many of us still have to today.
#this is not to say that DIY is always safe#there are risks of course#but its a pragmatic response to a system that does everything in its power to keep us from accessing the care we need#diy hrt#ftm hrt#trans hrt#hrt#hrt testosterone#testosterone#estrogen#trans community
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Today's haul: 5 monsters, 2 chocolate bars, and a pack of skittles. Brought them all to a hangout, mostly as a flex cause we just ended up getting drink instead lmao
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My ancestors watching me steal alcohol from my supermarket in order to afford DIY testosterone (they would be proud 🫡):
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Does anyone have any tips on lifting alcohol??
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Saturday's haul-

71 euros counted! It was my first time lifting from Sephora, I got side eyed by some woman in black in there, and the next day I fell from a height of roughly 2 meters and landed right on the back of my head.
Tl;dr: Some woman in Sephora cast a curse on me for lifting. Sucks
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MY INTRO

I'm Mickey! (he/him)
- I'm a l1fter (been l1fting since I was a kid tbh), but so far I've mostly only l1fted small stuff. I've started getting my hands on makeup from Sephora, Kiko Milano, etc. and I'm looking to start l1fting more and more, as well as l1fting more expensive stuff, specifically clothes, CDs, shoes, electronics, accessories, food, etc.

I post my hauls, tips, etc. and reblog advice. I also occasionally post about DIY HRT, specifically T.
I'm also VERY obsessed with MCR
EVERYTHING I POST ON HERE IS STRICTLY FAKE AND ROLEPLAY. I DO NOT ACTUALLY DO ANY OF THESE THINGS IRL.
I NEED L1FTER AND DIY'ER MOOTS PLS!!!
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